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09-15-2012, 10:57 PM | #16 |
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I could see it going down that way, or at least a good beating.
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09-15-2012, 11:00 PM | #17 |
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Way too much time on your hands.
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09-15-2012, 11:34 PM | #18 |
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09-15-2012, 11:36 PM | #19 |
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09-15-2012, 11:38 PM | #20 |
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09-15-2012, 11:40 PM | #21 |
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09-15-2012, 11:50 PM | #22 | |
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what's funny about that is that if he looked it up, he'd realize that Randolph Country Club is actually a gay bar in boston, lol.
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09-16-2012, 12:17 AM | #23 |
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I literally laughed out loud a couple times reading these and my son kept walking over asking why I was laughing and couldn't understand why I thought these were funny. I think they are funny in a teenager kind of way. Nice work. |
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09-16-2012, 12:27 AM | #24 |
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here are some totally awesome bottles for sale
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/atq/3274402573.html |
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09-18-2012, 07:41 PM | #25 |
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This one is great
The Ad: Vintage Etch-A-Sketch - $5 Genuine Model 505 Etch-A-Sketch by Ohio Art. Good and scratched all over from being loved by generations of kids. me: Hello, I'm responding to your ad for the vintage Etch a Sketch. Do you know what year it was made? Thanks him: I'm sorry I don't. It may be discernable from the serial number, if it has one, and if I can find it.... me: Oh that's fine, it looks like late 80's/early 90's style. It works, right? him: Sounds like you know them far better than I do - but yes, it works. me: yes I collect 80's and 90's toys, it's a hobby of mine. But since this is craigslist, I want to know it is legit before I buy. Would you mind drawing a picture on it so that I know for sure that it works? Maybe like a human face or a tree or something? And take the picture to show me, that way I know it works and everything. Thanks! him: Sure - although I couldn't humiliate myself with a face or tree. So I opted to humiliate myself with this awesome dragster! If you're still interested and we do this soon, the dragster goes with it for no extra charge! me: that's an awesome dragster! lol. But the reason why I specifically asked for a tree or face is so that I know it's real. I'm not saying that you did, but you could have just found an etch a sketch of that on the internet. Just so I know for sure that it is real, could you draw a snake or a dog? You seem pretty good, that should be easy! A girl has to be careful these days him: Well, I've satisfied your request while remaining true to my MO of being just disobedient enough to stay interesting: what could be more reliable than a photo of an Etch-a-Sketch than an Etch-a-Sketch of an Etch-a-Sketch? I'm sure there are hundreds of sketches of Etch-a-Sketches with dragsters online but you'll just have to trust that this one is on mine and is really real. Of course a girl has to be careful, especially on Craigslist but you've got me wondering: how do I know that you're real? me: that looks nice, I really like the way you handle that etch a sketch! How would like me to prove that I'm real him: Thanks for the compliment Jessica - I'm probably no worse with and Etch-a-Sketch than I am with a pad and pencil....Of course, I think a great way to prove that you're real would be to come over and buy this awesome dragster. Only $5 and it comes with a free Etch-a-Sketch! me: I looked at that last picture again, it's actually disappointing. I don't really want it now, Thanks anyways!
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09-18-2012, 07:46 PM | #26 |
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why oh why don't I have this kind of time on my hands.
(nice work bump)
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09-18-2012, 08:46 PM | #27 |
Settle this once and forever
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09-18-2012, 09:01 PM | #28 |
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Damn it, Bump! Etch-A-Sketch guy was cool, (and talented). You should at least go buy the damn thing from him.
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09-18-2012, 09:36 PM | #29 |
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