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stick a finger in her butt and pay close attention to her facial expressions...
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9 mm doesn't kick hardly at all. That is probably the biggest i would give her.
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First you take her to the range. Then you take her out to the park and shoot some squirrels, and then you cook them and have them for dinner together since it's not right to waste a good squirrel. It's a nice natural flow of events.
Did I ever mention that I grew up in southern Missouri?
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You'll have a gun, for crying out loud.
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I suggest he makes his move before she gets a gun in her hands.
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Yeah, that's good advice. You have to get the drop on her.
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Most women can handle a 9mm or a .38 without any problem.
What I would do: Start her on a .22 to learn the basic operation, and compliment her on what a good shot she is. Then you can crank the fun up by giving her a 9mm, which is still easy to shoot but will feel massive. She'll have a blast. |
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If the gun date goes well, maybe next time you can take her to a brass knuckles expo. That's much more intimate.
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Dude... seriously? You're asking these amatures? I've been with my wife for 15 yrs. here's what u do.
Take her to the range. Start out with a 22 or a 28. Flirt a bit and let her try different guns. Then you get in the car and ask her if she wants dinner. WHeN she says yes, you'll already have reservations and a nice restaurant. That is hella suave... Posted via Mobile Device |
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Suprised it took this long... she is posted in a couple other threads... but too lazy to link so will repost.
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