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01-20-2007, 03:50 PM | #2 |
Obligatory Thoughtcriminal
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Walk into the nearest gay leather bar, and announce that you'll pull a train for free drinks.
NTTAWWT Failing that, walk into your nearest biker bar, and throw blood on their jackets yelling "leather is murder"! They love that, and will buy you drinks all night.
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01-20-2007, 03:50 PM | #3 |
I've Become - Comfortably Numb
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I'm not sure about out there, but around here when it's your 21st birthday the bar your in will give you a free drink... After that --- everyone else will buy you a drink...
I remember by 21st birthday --- about 21 years ago --- but I didn't buy one single drink... Trust me --- you will be hurling your guts up tomorrow when you get up !!!
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01-20-2007, 04:52 PM | #4 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Rob a liquor store.
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01-20-2007, 04:57 PM | #5 |
sorta mod-ish
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Are you a big titted blonde? If not, you're SOL.
Happy birthday! |
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01-20-2007, 05:00 PM | #6 |
GO CHIEFS!!!!!!
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Tell them you're a Charger fan.
They'll feel sorry for you and give you some free drinks.
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01-20-2007, 05:00 PM | #7 |
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I got your birthday drink
ask for a "three wiseman" go on the rocks, you'll want it chilled. and the watering down part will help you choke it down. |
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01-20-2007, 05:10 PM | #8 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Go out with friends...the bar will buy you a drink...other people will buy you others, your friends will make up the difference.
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01-20-2007, 05:16 PM | #9 |
It Goes On
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Drink as many Prairie Fires as you can. If that's what you are drinking, I guarantee they will be free, as people will want to see how many you can drink... Hell, my wife and I may come to buy one if that's all you are drinking.
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01-20-2007, 05:17 PM | #10 | |
Take a Chill Pill
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01-20-2007, 05:18 PM | #11 |
Stay positive, don't give up
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Bar should get 1 for you....let your friends buy you drinks/shots.
My last bday (not 21st) my friends bought everything for me, but they kickass. I had about 12 people or so and the tab was around $100, probably split up but i dont remember it hehe Some random drunk black dude bought me a patron shot, damn that ****ed me up lol, i introed him to one of my lady friends that might be why |
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01-20-2007, 05:23 PM | #12 |
don't tell me about collage
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last night at his club this guy (it was his birthday) was getting his friends to buy him drinks by making a big show after he chugged down the beer (or shots) really fast. if ur going to a club be sure to call ahead and reserve a VIP section because sometimes the bouncers look around for the hottest girls and invite them up to ur spot
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01-20-2007, 05:24 PM | #13 |
Take a Chill Pill
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Alright everybody, thanks for the advice. Hopefully I get plenty of free drinks, and I'll try to remember what happens tonight.
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01-20-2007, 05:26 PM | #14 |
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VARSITY
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I've got an idea, but first, do you own a fire hose?
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01-20-2007, 05:27 PM | #15 |
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Happy Birthday BuckinKaeding
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