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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 08-31-2013, 07:41 PM   #391
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Old 08-31-2013, 07:42 PM   #392
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Old 08-31-2013, 07:44 PM   #393
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When did mizzou ****ing blow up the scoreboard?

51-14 in the 3rd wtf
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Old 08-31-2013, 07:45 PM   #394
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When did mizzou ****ing blow up the scoreboard?

51-14 in the 3rd wtf
They finally woke up and realized a game was actually taking place in the 2nd quarter.
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Old 08-31-2013, 07:56 PM   #395
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Murray State taking time off the clock in the top of the 4th
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Old 08-31-2013, 07:58 PM   #396
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Looks like Oregon State got upset....
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Old 08-31-2013, 08:07 PM   #397
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That was a pitiful pass by Berkstresser.....no wonder he is 3rd string
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Old 08-31-2013, 08:12 PM   #398
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That was a pitiful pass by Berkstresser.....no wonder he is 3rd string
He needs to stop playing football.
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Old 08-31-2013, 08:12 PM   #399
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It would have been nice to see if Mauk passed any better but......
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Old 08-31-2013, 09:11 PM   #400
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My thoughts on the game against a really bad opponent:
1. Matt White is terrible. He reminds me of a smaller, less physical and less talented Justin Garrett. Please let Duron Singleton figure out how to play at this level quickly.
2. Not a Franklin fan but he looked much more like the 2011 version and not the 2012 version. IMHO, his TD pass to Washington was amazing as he looked him off then threw a bullet for the score.
3. Henry Josey appears to be close to his old self. Remarkable comeback for a guy who some said he'd never see the field again.
4. Our shitty OL seems to be a little less shitty than last year, thought I attribute that mostly to the level of competition.
5. As a Marine, I liked Steckel's camo cast. That's a douchey thing to say, I know, but I thought it was funny.
6. We appear to be deep at wide receiver. Not many drops that I remember, and it's nice to see DGB do something other than bubble screens and jet sweeps.
7. After the first two series, the DL controlled the LOS. Kony Ealy could be a high round draft pick. Again, the level of competition was terrible so I'm going to withold judgement.
8. EJ Gaines is solid. After that, I don't see any corner who is SEC caliber.
9. I see 7 wins as the ceiling for this team. More likely 5 (after watching Vandy-Ol Miss game).
10. Our recruiting sucks. We do what we do.

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Old 09-01-2013, 11:47 PM   #402
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Old 09-02-2013, 07:15 AM   #403
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