Science Round 1, Heat 9: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.

**Rain Man** · 06-21-2013, 11:42 AM

I never realized before that Alaska and Nebraska rhyme. And they're facing off, along with Delawareska. Pick your two poisons.

Miss Alaska

Miss Nebraska

Miss Delaware

Garcia Bronco · 06-21-2013, 11:43 AM

In before the poll

Nebby and Dela

**Rain Man** · 06-21-2013, 11:48 AM

Okay, Delaware, and then I think I'd become a monk.

I'm hoping that the pictures of Alaska and Nebraska are merely unflattering. Um...gosh...(shrug)...I guess I'll pick Alaska second because I figure she knows how to make a fire without matches.

Frosty · 06-21-2013, 11:49 AM

Nebraska

Delaware

Alaska

Nebraska clear #1. Delaware distant #2

Frosty · 06-21-2013, 11:50 AM

I should add that I don't think any of these go on beyond the next round.

**Rain Man** · 06-21-2013, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty

Nebraska clear #1. Delaware distant #2

The funny thing is that when I see your pictures I rank the three exactly the opposite of you.

Frosty · 06-21-2013, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The funny thing is that when I see your pictures I rank the three exactly the opposite of you.

Alaska is just weird looking

Delaware is the prettiest but has no figure. Nebraska has the best combo of looks and figure. None of them are great shakes (in relation to Miss USA contestants).

JMO

DJ's left nut · 06-21-2013, 12:03 PM

Delaware and Nebraska.

No matter, everyone in this round is just fodder for the next round.

**Predarat** · 06-21-2013, 12:06 PM

ThaVirus · 06-21-2013, 12:11 PM

Yeah, this heat blows.

Alaska looks like shit in the OP, but looks decent, I guess, in the "walk" photos.

Nebraska looked pretty good in the OP but underwhelmed in the photos Frosty posted.

Delaware is clearly fine as **** but looks like she was mounted on a horse for the first 26 years of her life. If her thighs were a bit thicker she'd have a chance in the next round, since she doesn't she likely won't..

ThaVirus · 06-21-2013, 12:12 PM

Ok, no. In light of the most recent Alaska photo that I had not yet seen, she is ****ing hideous and just overall pretty damn weird looking. Must be slim pickings up there in ol' Erlaska.

**Canofbier** · 06-21-2013, 12:18 PM

Nebraska and Delaware. I'll add that I hate how overly airbrushed the pictures are - it's impossible to tell how the girls actually look.

Bump · 06-21-2013, 12:22 PM

I would gladly **** any of them, but Delaware and it's not close.

patteeu · 06-21-2013, 12:40 PM

I suspect some photoshop tomfoolery here. Alaska's eyes are a reasonable distance apart but her nose and mouth look too big. Nebraska has smallish nose and mouth but a somewhat wide eye separation, which we've already established is some kind of cold weather adaptation. Did someone switch the eyes around on these two?

My first choice, in any event, is Delaware. I'll go with Alaska for my hesitant 2nd choice and I'll just use duct tape on her huge mouth.

Imon Yourside · 06-21-2013, 12:52 PM

Def Delaware but the Nub girl ain't half bad and wouldn't be thrashed out of bed even by skip.

View Poll Results: Pick the two most attractive contestants.
Miss Alaska	16	14.04%
Miss Nebraska	58	50.88%
Miss Delaware	100	87.72%
Nudity is a talent, and would be a great act for the talent competition.	11	9.65%
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06-21-2013, 11:42 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3408491 VARSITY	Round 1, Heat 9: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament. I never realized before that Alaska and Nebraska rhyme. And they're facing off, along with Delawareska. Pick your two poisons. Miss Alaska Miss Nebraska Miss Delaware
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06-21-2013, 11:48 AM	#3
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3408491 VARSITY	Okay, Delaware, and then I think I'd become a monk. I'm hoping that the pictures of Alaska and Nebraska are merely unflattering. Um...gosh...(shrug)...I guess I'll pick Alaska second because I figure she knows how to make a fire without matches. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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06-21-2013, 11:49 AM	#4
Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Warshington Casino cash: $5738243	Nebraska Delaware Alaska Nebraska clear #1. Delaware distant #2
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06-21-2013, 11:50 AM	#5
Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Warshington Casino cash: $5738243	I should add that I don't think any of these go on beyond the next round.
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06-21-2013, 11:43 AM	#2
Garcia Bronco No Keys, No Problem Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denver Casino cash: $5373136	In before the poll Nebby and Dela
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06-21-2013, 12:03 PM	#8
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $3089099	Delaware and Nebraska. No matter, everyone in this round is just fodder for the next round. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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06-21-2013, 12:06 PM	#9
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06-21-2013, 12:11 PM	#10
ThaVirus Settle this once and forever Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $2172369	Yeah, this heat blows. Alaska looks like shit in the OP, but looks decent, I guess, in the "walk" photos. Nebraska looked pretty good in the OP but underwhelmed in the photos Frosty posted. Delaware is clearly fine as **** but looks like she was mounted on a horse for the first 26 years of her life. If her thighs were a bit thicker she'd have a chance in the next round, since she doesn't she likely won't..
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06-21-2013, 12:12 PM	#11
ThaVirus Settle this once and forever Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $2172369	Ok, no. In light of the most recent Alaska photo that I had not yet seen, she is ****ing hideous and just overall pretty damn weird looking. Must be slim pickings up there in ol' Erlaska.
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06-21-2013, 12:18 PM	#12
Canofbier ¡RIOS MIO! Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Minneapolis Casino cash: $6076981	Nebraska and Delaware. I'll add that I hate how overly airbrushed the pictures are - it's impossible to tell how the girls actually look.
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06-21-2013, 12:22 PM	#13
Bump YOU take YOUR seat Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $2325105	I would gladly **** any of them, but Delaware and it's not close. __________________
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06-21-2013, 12:40 PM	#14
patteeu The 23rd Pillar Join Date: Sep 2002 Casino cash: $10019237	I suspect some photoshop tomfoolery here. Alaska's eyes are a reasonable distance apart but her nose and mouth look too big. Nebraska has smallish nose and mouth but a somewhat wide eye separation, which we've already established is some kind of cold weather adaptation. Did someone switch the eyes around on these two? My first choice, in any event, is Delaware. I'll go with Alaska for my hesitant 2nd choice and I'll just use duct tape on her huge mouth. __________________ “Boy, you all want power. God, I hope you never get it.” - Lindsay Graham
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06-21-2013, 12:52 PM	#15
Imon Yourside WhatUneed2Hear Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: AllSoulsMatter Casino cash: $2713181	Def Delaware but the Nub girl ain't half bad and wouldn't be thrashed out of bed even by skip. __________________ "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20
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