MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 309

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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**Saul Good** · 12-06-2013, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Who was the national guy on the radio yesterday with Petro saying he thought the line should be flipped to Mizzou being favored? Will something....

Usually it's Lee Sterling or the guy from Fat Jack's on 810.

Pepe Silvia · 12-06-2013, 03:26 PM

Our offensive line was having a x-mas twerk last night, I hope they're focused.

https://vine.co/v/hxUqUIP2V0q

WhawhaWhat · 12-06-2013, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Here are the uniforms for this week.

They look rather plain and boring.

I love when they wear this version. They have worn those tops with white and black pants before. Not sure if they have done gold before.

Rams Fan · 12-06-2013, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Our offensive line was having a x-mas twerk last night, I hope they're focused.

https://vine.co/v/hxUqUIP2V0q

Boehm's been posting "Christmas Thursday" vines throughout the season on Twitter. Nothing to worry about.

Pepe Silvia · 12-06-2013, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Boehm's been posting "Christmas Thursday" vines throughout the season on Twitter. Nothing to worry about.

Whew, Thank you Jesus.

OmahaChief · 12-06-2013, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Our offensive line was having a x-mas twerk last night, I hope they're focused.

https://vine.co/v/hxUqUIP2V0q

I read an interview somewhere that they have been singing Christmas Carols together for months.

Eleazar · 12-06-2013, 04:26 PM

Yuck. Those uniforms are ugly. They should be wearing the black pants with those.

bowener · 12-06-2013, 04:29 PM

I miss those awesome "stealth" uniforms they wore for the last KU game (I think). Those were ****ing awesome. IF MU somehow makes it into the championship game I hope Nike gives them something beautiful like that. As sad as it is, some recruits are swayed by a great looking uniform.

Just watch that video of Ohio Bobcats unveiling their new uniforms to the players. Nuts.

Edit for correct school.

**Saul Good** · 12-06-2013, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bowener

I miss those awesome "stealth" uniforms they wore for the last KU game (I think). Those were ****ing awesome. IF MU somehow makes it into the championship game I hope Nike gives them something beautiful like that. As sad as it is, some recruits are swayed by a great looking uniform.

Just watch that video of Michigan St unveiling their new uniforms to the players. Nuts.

Those were awesome at the time... They don't look that great now when compared to all of the uniforms since then.

**TribalElder** · 12-06-2013, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Our offensive line was having a x-mas twerk last night, I hope they're focused.

https://vine.co/v/hxUqUIP2V0q

they get together every week and listen to x-mas music

Pepe Silvia · 12-06-2013, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder

they get together every week and listen to x-mas music

I see that now.

**TribalElder** · 12-06-2013, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I see that now.

my bad... I just replied then saw like 3 other replies saying the same shit

ooops

GO MISSOURI TIGERS

penbrook · 12-06-2013, 08:16 PM

Mizzou is now a 1-point favorite in Vegas. #SECATL

KChiefs1 · 12-06-2013, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

WTF...

The line has moved 3 points all of a sudden. Mizzou is now favored.

The Sharps are betting Mizzou.

penbrook · 12-06-2013, 08:19 PM

Auburn has given coach Guz Malzahn a 6-year extension, w/ $3.85 million per year in a contract that goes up $250,000 each year.

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bowener BAMF! Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $9549897	I miss those awesome "stealth" uniforms they wore for the last KU game (I think). Those were ***ing awesome. IF MU somehow makes it into the championship game I hope Nike gives them something beautiful like that. As sad as it is, some recruits are swayed by a great looking uniform. Just watch that video of Ohio Bobcats unveiling their new uniforms to the players. Nuts. Edit for correct school. __________________ Main Entry: bowe·ner Pronunciation: \ˈbō-nər\ Function: noun* Date: circa 2007 Last edited by bowener; 12-06-2013 at 04:39 PM..
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