Anyone ever done a body cleanse? - Page 3

**Saul Good** · 07-10-2012, 04:26 PM

I've been told by my trainer that I need to do a five to seven day cleanse. Anyone have any experience with them?

07-10-2012, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

We should do a ChiefsPlanet cleanse and then post pictures of the nasty shit that comes out.

Every time I do a ChiefsPlanet cleanse, it results in 1000 post threads whining.

**Bearcat** · 07-10-2012, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

I guess I forgot to thank Clay and Buck in advance for ignoring this thread. I know that both of you have recently lost a little weight and thus know more than anyone in the world about fitness.

You have the two CP fitness gurus at your service... who needs the advice of a professional who may very well have been in shape prior to last summer?

Oh, and a guy named Detoxing... perfect!

vailpass · 07-10-2012, 05:13 PM

Asked the wife, her trophy wife friend does the lemon cleanse. Looks ****ing insane to me but here you go...

http://www.falconblanco.com/health/c...moncleanse.htm

**Bearcat** · 07-10-2012, 05:16 PM

As far as the actual advice though, it's alway seemed like a load of BS to me... I once read an article that even said the colon cleanser stuff is designed to come out the backend all black and stringy just to give you the impression that something happened. But, if you ask 10 people, you'll probably get 10 different opinions.

http://lifehacker.com/5908996/why-bo...detox-products

**Buck** · 07-10-2012, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

I guess I forgot to thank Clay and Buck in advance for ignoring this thread. I know that both of you have recently lost a little weight and thus know more than anyone in the world about fitness.

Why dont you just eat a healthy diet and your body will be clean?

What does a cleanse even do other than make you shit a lot? What's the point if you're just gonna go back to eating shit?

**Saul Good** · 07-10-2012, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

You have the two CP fitness gurus at your service... who needs the advice of a professional who may very well have been in shape prior to last summer?

Oh, and a guy named Detoxing... perfect!

Most Star Wars geeks are great fitness resources.

I'm in good shape. After working with him for a month doing cross training, I'm really seeing results.

Hammock Parties · 07-10-2012, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

After working with him for a month doing cross training, I'm really seeing results.

Does your wife know about your gay action on the side?

Silock · 07-10-2012, 05:23 PM

No offense, but doing going from doing nothing to being active consistently for a month will produce results in everyone and it won't matter what you're doing. So, I wouldn't take that as a sign of him doing it. At this point, all the progress is YOU. You should be proud of that.

**Saul Good** · 07-10-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Most Star Wars geeks are great fitness resources.

I'm in good shape. After working with him for a month doing cross training, I'm really seeing results.

I should say that I was in good shape to begin with. I've gone from being in good shape to gaining a good deal of muscle in just a few weeks.

**Buck** · 07-10-2012, 05:26 PM

The only time I've ever done a cleanse was when I needed to make weight for football and I played like shit in those games.

**Saul Good** · 07-10-2012, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

No offense, but doing going from doing nothing to being active consistently for a month will produce results in everyone and it won't matter what you're doing. So, I wouldn't take that as a sign of him doing it. At this point, all the progress is YOU. You should be proud of that.

That's great, but it's not what I did.

Silock · 07-10-2012, 05:27 PM

So, what did you do?

**Rausch** · 07-10-2012, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Juicing will for a couple days will give you a nice body cleanse.

I usually do something along the lines of:

Kale
Ginger
Red Beets
Pear/Apple

It's like cleaning the bottom of your lawnmower with your tongue but it's healthy and keeps the motor running. Drink lots of water, about a gallon a day.

How 'bout I drink a gallon of natural light for a week only i enjoy myself while $#itting my brains out.

**Saul Good** · 07-10-2012, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

So, what did you do?

I went from eating moderately well and exercising to eating a little better, exercising, and doing cross fit training twice a week.

I was getting a little soft, so I decided to step it up a little. It's not like I was a fat guy or anything.

Silock · 07-10-2012, 05:32 PM

That's still on you, not him. Eating less calories + more exercise = results for anyone. It's the same principle.

07-10-2012, 04:26 PM
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07-10-2012, 05:16 PM	#34
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07-10-2012, 05:23 PM	#38
Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	No offense, but doing going from doing nothing to being active consistently for a month will produce results in everyone and it won't matter what you're doing. So, I wouldn't take that as a sign of him doing it. At this point, all the progress is YOU. You should be proud of that.
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Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	So, what did you do?
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07-10-2012, 05:32 PM	#45
Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	That's still on you, not him. Eating less calories + more exercise = results for anyone. It's the same principle.
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