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Old 01-22-2013, 11:57 PM   Topic Starter
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If Matt Cassel was...
Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.

If Matt Cassel was...

A dog. He would be this dog.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:02 AM   #2
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:03 AM   #3
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:05 AM   #4
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:04 AM   #5
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:07 AM   #6
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:08 AM   #7
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If Matt Cassle were soda, he would be New Coke. Can you imagine what would have happened if CocaCola had insisted on keeping New Coke around for 4 years? I'll bet they had more money buried in the marketing, branding, and development of that product than the Chiefs had in Matt.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:10 AM   #8
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:11 AM   #9
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:11 AM   #10
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:17 AM   #11
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:22 AM   #12
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:47 AM   #13
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This doesn't make sense. I thought she was exceedingly good at that, not terrible at it.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:36 AM   #14
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