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Old 05-23-2014, 08:35 AM  
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

This year we have a new presenter, but the butthurt levels expect to be the same. A poster that shall remain unnamed has been compiling the list and htis is going to deliver the smaque down. So it begins....

Without further adieu, we're kicking off the Top 101 Chiefsplanet Posters of 2014 by mentioning the one guy that ALMOST made it.

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Old 07-29-2014, 09:02 PM   #4396
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Going with big smokes theme..... Jeez. Take the fun out of it, now I just feel like I was kicking a puppy. An ugly puppy that likes to eat his own shit, but a puppy all the same.
Lol. And I'm sure you are a super model. Admit it. We ride the ugly bus together
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Old 07-29-2014, 09:06 PM   #4397
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Lol. And I'm sure you are a super model. Admit it. We ride the ugly bus together
My hands and knee caps have appeared in 100s of magazines in dozens of countries and are insured for 5 billion dollars. My face has made two calendars and one straight to you tube independent movie.

I'm not on your short bus.....
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Old 07-29-2014, 09:27 PM   #4398
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My hands and knee caps have appeared in 100s of magazines in dozens of countries and are insured for 5 billion dollars. My face has made two calendars and one straight to you tube independent movie.

I'm not on your short bus.....
Pics or it didn't happen
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Old 07-29-2014, 10:50 PM   #4399
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thank you And now.............

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in KC, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Isn't this that quote from Ghostbusters 2 where they are talking all that smack to the slime, verbally degrading it to piss it off?
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Old 07-29-2014, 11:21 PM   #4400
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Isn't this that quote from Ghostbusters 2 where they are talking all that smack to the slime, verbally degrading it to piss it off?
No idea. I've had it for over 20 years I think? Back when the internet smelled like a new car.
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Old 07-29-2014, 11:34 PM   #4401
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Old 08-02-2014, 06:18 PM   #4402
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Okay so i haven't been on here for a bit so i checked and i made the list! Yippee! The heart thing was fiendishly clever. Very kind, words and thanks.
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Old 08-02-2014, 06:50 PM   #4403
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Okay so i haven't been on here for a bit so i checked and i made the list! Yippee! The heart thing was fiendishly clever. Very kind, words and thanks.
Good to see ya Diddy. You are one of the good ones!
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Old 08-02-2014, 06:58 PM   #4404
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Old 10-21-2014, 10:28 AM   #4405
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Ten Things About Today's Roast

10. Having a moral center and a sense of ethics is good. Taking up a cause in the name of that sense of ethics is good. Posting annoying shit about a baby deer that got shot in the mouth at a cemetery is bad.

9. I think I've heard gblowfish threaten to cancel his season tickets like 84 times now. As far as I know, he still hasn't done it yet.

8. Did you guys hear about that weird lady in Michigan that passed out dildos to children on Halloween?!

7. Consider gblowfish CP's own PSA-generator. Remember to stay safe, be kind to animals, and conserve water. That's right, conserve water. If it's brown, flush it down, but if it's yellow, it's mellow.

6. Have you ever been told by a Chiefs head coach via sign language to go **** yourself. If not, try being a smarmy annoying old fart, and you too can live the dream!

5. Just so you know, this Sunday it's the 112th Anniversary of the time Billy the Kid took a shit in the St. Joseph mayor's mouth. Reflect, remember, and learn from this national tragedy. It's NEVER okay to shit in somebody's mouth!

4. Update: Gblowfish and his wife were sitting on the porch when another stray cat wandered up to them. They gave the cat some food, and what do you know? THE CAT ****ING CAME BACK!

3. Gblowfish is actually a pretty good football poster. He's good at being critical of the Chiefs while maintaining a sense of perspective about the culture of Chiefs fans. You could say he's the ambassador of BigChiefDave and the other fatass mulletheads in the true fan gif to the harsh sharp-tongued posters on Chiefs Planet.

2. What the flying **** is gblowfish's avatar? Something from one of those claymation Christmas specials from the 1940s? Christ, that thing could be the focal point of a David Bowie music video.

1. Okay, we can give gblowfish a lot of sass about the shit that he posts. But we should be more considerate. Cats don't make very responsive conversation partners, so when your old retired ass hangs out on Chiefs Planet all day, it's sometimes tough to gauge what humans talk about.
This is the first time I've seen this.
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10. It wasn't a baby deer, it was a doe. They caught the numbnuts that shot her. Still miss seeing her around the cemetery. I drive past it on the way to and from work every day.
9. I may have to start sharing games next year. Getting too pricey.
8. Florida. Florida. Florida!
7. Can't argue with that one....
6. Now now, Haley said "I might have waved...."
5. Words to live by.
4. Yep. Pretty much....
3. Guilty to being a fatass. Innocent on the mullet part.
2. That's Ol' Gus. The spokesman for my puppet regime.
1. I wish I was retired. But everyday I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.

Thanks for the lovely tribute. My nipples explode with delight.
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Old 10-21-2014, 10:31 AM   #4406
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This is the first time I've seen this.
I think I should have a rebuttal:
10. It wasn't a baby deer, it was a doe. They caught the numbnuts that shot her. Still miss seeing her around the cemetery. I drive past it on the way to and from work every day.
9. I may have to start sharing games next year. Getting too pricey.
8. Florida. Florida. Florida!
7. Can't argue with that one....
6. Now now, Haley said "I might have waved...."
5. Words to live by.
4. Yep. Pretty much....
3. Guilty to being a fatass. Innocent on the mullet part.
2. That's Ol' Gus. The spokesman for my puppet regime.
1. I wish I was retired. But everyday I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.

Thanks for the lovely tribute. My nipples explode with delight.
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