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Old 10-20-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Homosapien Design Flaws
Creator, forgive me, but you did some really stupid stuff when designing the human body. Thanks for giving us brains larger than walnuts (well, some exceptions are inevitable/chiefs4me), but what about 'funny bone?' Did you not think that we would occasionally whack the ulnar nerve? If so, are you sadistic?

What other parts of the human body would you change if you could? What design improvements could be made?
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:02 PM   #46
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actually, all humankind would be best served if we had a natural capacity to use 100% of our brain power.

huge brain doesn't mean much when you only use a walnut size portion of it.
The world needs ditch-diggers, too.
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:05 PM   #47
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:07 PM   #48
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The world needs ditch-diggers, too.
With our vast brain power we would invent ditch-digging robots.
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:11 PM   #49
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The world needs ditch-diggers, too.
If we all used 100% of our brain we'd be smart enough to make a robot ditch-digger or something.

In fact, a case could be made that supreme intelligence could solve the rest of the homosapien design flaws that exist.



well ... except for that whole roto-rooter thingy.


Then there would just be some seriously smart sickos out there.
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:18 PM   #50
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Get rid of the damn appendix.
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:19 PM   #51
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Get rid of the damn appendix.
Yes, yes. What else are extraneous?

Tonsils?
Third testicle?
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:42 PM   #52
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Yes, yes. What else are extraneous?

Tonsils?
Third testicle?
I'm not sure what purpose the Uvula serves....

Nevermind, found it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvula
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Tonsils?
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Old 10-20-2006, 05:01 PM   #57
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What we really need is a digestive system that doesn't discriminate. We need something like Mr. Fusion on Doc's time machine from Back to the Future. Runs on garbage.
Of all the things about GoChiefs that could use improvement, you want to be able to eat garbage without getting ill?
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How about greater redundancy in the circulatory and nervous systems?

Failing that, an organ whose purpose is to create cells that cruise along in the blood stream, unclogging as they go. Kind of a natural "scrubbing bubbles" action...
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