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Actually, I don't think the family would take it too hard. "Beloved" is a gross overstatment of the situation. There was no mourning when the "working" cat passed on (in his sleep at age 16 - I wasn't involved). The cat is a nuisance to everyone, having just peed in my daughters laundry basket - the clean laundry. They just aren't thinking about hurrying nature along, like I am.
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Buy some cat-nip. Get the wretched animal (all cat's are wicked beasts THIS IS A PROVEN FACT!) fried out of his mind, then shove him in a garbage bag, tie it shut, go to you living room, pop in a movie and enjoy your saturday afternoon.
When the movie is over, dump the furball out of the bag and into a hidden corner somewhere and look bewildered when another family member finds him "dead in his sleep". Cat, just another white meat!
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sprinkle crushed aspirin on a steak while the family is out. Game over. You win.
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How bout I send a link on your post to the ASPCA and your local municipal government? Still want to kill an innocent animal? Hey, here's a funny thread. Some guy set a puppy on fire and tried to kill it. Hee hee! What a knee slapper. Bet you'll get some yucks since you think hurting animals is fun. Read the whole thread. Maybe you'll laugh so much you'll get snot bubbles: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...02#post2594802 I'm not kidding, this kind of stuff pisses me off. Don't do it. And kidding around about killing pets isn't funny either. It's just wrong, and it's extremely poor taste. Dimwit. And all you guys who think its funny, shame on you too. Last edited by gblowfish; 08-03-2005 at 07:38 PM.. |
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Have you tried burying it's body in the ground and lopping it's head off with a lawn mower?
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I don't want to torture the cat.
The quickest and least painful method, the better. I don't happen to think that every feline life is sacred. People maybe, but not cats. I am not happy with this cats performance. I want to return it to the manufacturer.
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