Poop **** OFFICIAL ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Nomination Thread **** - Page 40

Frazod · 06:43 PM

I wasn't going to do this again, but there are just too many douches out there crying out for recognition, so it's on.

Nominate as many douches as you want. There will be four regions, with douches seeded based on total number of nominations. Total number of rounds in the contest will be determined by the overall level of interest, but at the very least we'll have four regional douche-off polls and a final four poll to determine our douchy winner.

Prospective douches should also feel free to use this thread to showcase their douchy skills (like they need to be told that).

NOMINATIONS CLOSED, BRACKETS SET

There are four regions, 15 douches each. I set them up by number of votes until I got down to single vote nominees, then just dumped them in alphabetically. Regions are random, although damn, the 50/50 region is stacked.

THE TOM CASH REGION
9 Bl4ckmon
4 Alex Smith Fan
3 Phobia
2 SNR
2 Mr. Flopnuts
2 Frazod
AdumbGuy
Amnorix
AustinChief
Beeker
Big Nasty KCnut
Bo's Pelini
Bugeater
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Bl4ckmon
Alex Smith Fan
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

THE KCCHIEFSFAN 50/50 REGION
7 Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
3 COchief
2 Thatguy
2 Setsuna
2 KC native
2 Frankie
DaKCMan
Direckshun
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme)
Houstonwhodat
Icarus
InMem58
JASONSAUTO
Kaepernick
Kaylore

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Setsuna
InMem58
KC native

THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION
6 Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
3 Chiefsshrink
3 [Zach]
2 Richard Cuckold
2 Just Passing By
2 Exoter175
KC Tattoo
KChiefer
Killerclown
Knowmo
L.A. Chieffan
Mother****erJones (dtchiefs4life)
Mr.Pink
O.city
Penbrook

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Knowmo
Wickedson
[Zach]
L.A. Chieffan

THE SKIP TOWNE REGION
5 DaneMcCloud
3 ChiefsandO’sfan
2 Sweet Dick Willy
2 Patteeu
2 Gonzo
2 Cephalic Trauma
Ptlyon
RunKC
Scho63
something cooler
Stevieray
ThaVirus
TheBadGuy
Tman
Trivers

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO

DaneMcCloud
ChiefsandO’sfan
Sweet Dick Willy
Cephalic Trauma

**RealSNR** · 04-12-2013, 08:09 PM

This will be a great way to find out how many people have teh permanent butthurt just because I like Geno.

lcarus · 04-12-2013, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

This will be a great way to find out how many people have teh permanent butthurt just because I like Geno.

I've had to get an ostomy pouching system.

**Lumpy** · 04-12-2013, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice

You think I give a shit if I have the respect of some bitch who registered in 2007?

GTFO, ho.

Actually, no, I didn't figure you would give a shit. Your little butt-buddy, Hootie, has already expressed that I'm not liked by the circle of douchedicks on this site. I'm cool with that though because I don't crave acceptance by anyone.

**Bugeater** · 04-12-2013, 08:45 PM

I used to be part of the Inner Circle of Douchedicks, but now I'm just another douche.

Hammock Parties · 04-12-2013, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I don't crave acceptance by anyone.

You're a woman, AND YOU ARE LYING.

lcarus · 04-12-2013, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

I used to be part of the Inner Circle of Douchedicks, but now I'm just another douche.

Even douchiness has diminishing returns.

**Lumpy** · 04-12-2013, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice

You're a woman, AND YOU ARE LYING.

If I was a typical woman, then yes, I would probably agree with you.

I honestly don't care what a bunch of cum-stains think of me. If I did, don't you think that I would have left by now?

**lewdog** · 04-12-2013, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

If I was a typical woman, then yes, I would probably agree with you.

I honestly don't care what a bunch of cum-stains think of me. If I did, don't you think that I would have left by now?

I don't see why you get shit on here. You seem like a easy going woman, which maybe because it ISN'T normal, some of the little boys here feel threatened.

lcarus · 04-12-2013, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

I didn't make the thread Clay did.

Oh. Well...that changes everything. TO THE BACK OF THE DOUCHE LINE WITH YOU.

lcarus · 04-12-2013, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

If I was a typical woman, then yes, I would probably agree with you.

I honestly don't care what a bunch of cum-stains think of me. If I did, don't you think that I would have left by now?

HEY. You can't call me a cum-stain - I did laundry tonight.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 04-12-2013, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

In my case, everyone already knows I'm super witty, clever and a sports genius.

Lets look at some of the people who have nominated me as a douche so far:

Lumpy (don't care)
KC Tattoo (smack head, don't care)
Frazod (huge, don't care)
Mr. Flopnuts (hurt his feelings last week, don't care)
LoneWolf (don't even know who he is, don't care)
ROR (probably a former smack head, don't care)

So my feeling is...if people like Lumpy, ROR, Frazod and KC Tattoo think you are a "douche" (I'm also not quite sure KC Tat can pronounce that word nor do I think he has any idea what it means), then you're probably doing something right.

In my case, I do almost everything right but I already knew that.

I find you more of a "****", actually. You'd make a great Donkey fan. Might as well, since your old buddy lame-ass is playing QB for them. You probably find his commercials "entertaining", don't you? ****.
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Sweet Daddy Hate · 04-12-2013, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice

You're a woman, AND YOU ARE LYING.

Great take, Mr. Bundy.
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**Bugeater** · 04-12-2013, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus

Even douchiness has diminishing returns.

Such is the Circle of Douchedick life.

lcarus · 04-12-2013, 09:08 PM

Oh, and speaking of cum-stains (thanks for bringing this up Lumpy. I've been wanting to get to the bottom of this issue for a long time but it's always slipped my mind).

You guys ever handle your manly duties, clean up, but then in your underwear you get a little more....leakage? This didn't use to happen to me, but in the last year or so it's been pretty irritating. I've tried everything. I've gone for a better tug, better videos, I even tried squeezing the leftover manjuice out like you do when you get that last little bit of toothpaste out of the tube. Still doesnt work. Any ideas?

**Lumpy** · 04-12-2013, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog

I don't see why you get shit on here. You seem like a easy going woman, which maybe because it ISN'T normal, some of the little boys here feel threatened.

I am easy going... until someone pisses in my Wheaties.

04-11-2013, 11:57 AM
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $3155085	** OFFICIAL ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Nomination Thread I wasn't going to do this again, but there are just too many douches out there crying out for recognition, so it's on. Nominate as many douches as you want. There will be four regions, with douches seeded based on total number of nominations. Total number of rounds in the contest will be determined by the overall level of interest, but at the very least we'll have four regional douche-off polls and a final four poll to determine our douchy winner. Prospective douches should also feel free to use this thread to showcase their douchy skills (like they need to be told that). NOMINATIONS CLOSED, BRACKETS SET There are four regions, 15 douches each. I set them up by number of votes until I got down to single vote nominees, then just dumped them in alphabetically. Regions are random, although damn, the 50/50 region is stacked. THE TOM CASH REGION 9 Bl4ckmon 4 Alex Smith Fan 3 Phobia 2 SNR 2 Mr. Flopnuts 2 Frazod AdumbGuy Amnorix AustinChief Beeker Big Nasty KCnut Bo's Pelini Bugeater Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer) Cosmo20002 ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Bl4ckmon Alex Smith Fan Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer) Cosmo20002 THE KCCHIEFSFAN 50/50 REGION 7 Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) 3 COchief 2 Thatguy 2 Setsuna 2 KC native 2 Frankie DaKCMan Direckshun Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme) Houstonwhodat Icarus InMem58 JASONSAUTO Kaepernick Kaylore ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) Setsuna InMem58 KC native THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION 6 Piers Morgan (Wickedson) 3 Chiefsshrink 3 [Zach] 2 Richard Cuckold 2 Just Passing By 2 Exoter175 KC Tattoo KChiefer Killerclown Knowmo L.A. Chieffan MothererJones (dtchiefs4life) Mr.Pink O.city Penbrook ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Knowmo Wickedson [Zach] L.A. Chieffan THE SKIP TOWNE REGION 5 DaneMcCloud 3 ChiefsandO’sfan 2 Sweet Dick Willy 2 Patteeu 2 Gonzo 2 Cephalic Trauma Ptlyon RunKC Scho63 something cooler Stevieray ThaVirus TheBadGuy Tman Trivers ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO** DaneMcCloud ChiefsandO’sfan Sweet Dick Willy Cephalic Trauma Last edited by Frazod; 04-17-2013 at 06:43 PM..
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Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6252680	I used to be part of the Inner Circle of Douchedicks, but now I'm just another douche.
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04-12-2013, 09:08 PM	#599
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $1889928	Oh, and speaking of cum-stains (thanks for bringing this up Lumpy. I've been wanting to get to the bottom of this issue for a long time but it's always slipped my mind). You guys ever handle your manly duties, clean up, but then in your underwear you get a little more....leakage? This didn't use to happen to me, but in the last year or so it's been pretty irritating. I've tried everything. I've gone for a better tug, better videos, I even tried squeezing the leftover manjuice out like you do when you get that last little bit of toothpaste out of the tube. Still doesnt work. Any ideas?
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