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Old 07-28-2014, 09:31 AM  
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2 Thu nights ago I got a call from a girl I went to high school with, that now lives in Sarasota (about 70 min from me). She sai one of my best (female) friends and her family were going to be in town early the following week, and wanted to get together. This friend, Angie is the person who my wife lived with when we met, and I credit her with getting my wife and I hooked up. We also hadn't seen her in 12 years. So we make plans to meet them on Tue evening, and then we all go to Busch Gardens Wed. We meet them at their hotel pool Tue night. Got some herbs, and a half gallon of Naked Turtle rum. We start drinking pretty fast as it's hot and humid even at 9 pm. 2 hours til pool closes....
When we drink we go big! We use a 44 oz circle K cup and pour strong! We slammed the first drinks and amid good convo, and reminiscing we make it to pool closing and get the kids up to the room. It's now 1130.....
My wife asked before we left if we should bring swim suits. Thought we wouldn't get in pool, but didn't think about the gulf (the hotel is right on the gulf). We get back to the pool area. I cover the light where we have our stuff and strip down to boxers and jump into the gulf. With very little effort I get my wife, Angie, and Wayne to come into the water too. Then as usual I'm the first one with my clothes off. And I eventually coax everyone else to do the same. So we skinny dip a while and I start climbing the Arawak by the pool of a neighboring hotel. Security tells us to move back down by our hotel and we do. Next thing I know were all getting crazy right next to each other on the steps that lead to the parking lot. Security shows up again but sees were right in the middle if something and leaves without saying anything. We eventually make it back to the room but have lost some clothes along the way (thank god for towels). We continue to mess around in seperate beds for an hour or so, then my wife and I go home and crash. The time is now 5 am....
The alarm goes off at 8 am, 3 hours after passing out, and still pretty drunk I get up and shower and get ready to go to Busch Gardens. My wife is still krunked up too, I call and wake the others up. We make it to BG by 11 am, still slightly buzzed but in sure need of water. Ride a bunch of coasters, and other rides and finally started feeling somewhat normal around 3-4 once I finally got hydrated. Was a fun couple days, but my body paid the price. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Now.... When's the last time you did some crazy fun stuff and what was it?
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Old 07-28-2014, 11:31 AM   #46
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I know what you mean Man, I love to party too.

This weekend, I took my kids to a friend's cabin and we made a 100' slip n slide and sprayed cooking oil on the bottom of floating rings and sleds. Probably guzzled a good 2-3 beers while we cooked out before the kids started getting tired and their mother and I loaded them into the truck and took them home. Woke up Sunday and after sunday morning activities I let them get crazy and pick 2 shows on tv before we went to the lake and they played games for a couple of hours and then swam for like 3hrs. Then we went for a ride in my old truck and listened to songs and talked about not giving up in life and then drove through a river and some fields and went home and ate mediocre store bought pizza.

I remembered everything and no one got to watch me shovel the Mrs guts around though so, lame I know.
I love pizza!!
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Old 07-28-2014, 11:32 AM   #47
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Old 07-28-2014, 11:41 AM   #48
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In that case, you're pretty disgusting. Glad your kid is almost an adult.
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Old 07-28-2014, 12:18 PM   #49
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Teenagers are old enough to go to Chiefsplanet and read what their parents post. Also, they can figure out that their parents user_name means "I eat Pu$$y" and see their own butts on their dad's signature.
My sons know my handle here, that's why I stay away from the "My wife won't do anal" threads.
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Old 07-28-2014, 12:28 PM   #50
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Hey nice huge long paragraph. Excellent job.

Didn't read, though.
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Old 07-28-2014, 12:32 PM   #51
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I'm glad you specified where the 44oz. cups were from. The story just wouldn't have made any sense otherwise.
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Old 07-28-2014, 01:06 PM   #52
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I'm glad you specified where the 44oz. cups were from. The story just wouldn't have made any sense otherwise.
He only had 64 ounces of liquor. 16 ounces of hard liquor is like the equivalent of 8 beers. I suspect roofies.
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Old 07-28-2014, 01:18 PM   #53
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Old 07-28-2014, 01:19 PM   #54
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Old 07-28-2014, 01:22 PM   #55
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So you guys pretty much just sit on the computer and bitch about the Chiefs, and stuff on this site? Don't go and let loose?? Sounds about right.... LAME!!prob shoulda added "what do you like on your French fries" and it woulda been solid gold!!
Oh, I let loose quite often. I just don't let some other dude fondle my wife, nor do I take my kids places when I'm still drunk
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Oh come on, live a little.
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