Poop Lighting Farts - Page 2

Dinny Bossa Nova · 04-24-2011, 05:13 PM

How old were you when you lit your first fart?

How old were you when you lit your last fart?

Did you ever set the fringe on your cutoffs on fire and whack yourself in the nutbag trying trying to put it out?

Dinny

DMAC · 04-24-2011, 07:37 PM

Jesus used to light His farts. Everyone loved it.

Then He rose from the dead and His Dad made Him go home.

Lonewolf Ed · 04-24-2011, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

I've never lit a fart, Mr. Dinny Blues.

I have, however, inadvertently ignited a belch while observing the preparation of some Bananas Foster. It emptied the entire restaurant and, according to the paramedics, char-broiled the waiter's beard.

FAX

I'd love to see that on YouTube!

Okie_Apparition · 04-24-2011, 08:54 PM

I bet women actually invented fire. Slinging that leopard skin covered caboose back & forth while cutting lose a mastodon induced gas. Now that's a hot ass

HoneyBadger · 04-25-2011, 01:39 AM

I just own my own pair of activated charcoal underwear...no more smell!

**CrazyPhuD** · 04-25-2011, 02:19 AM

Meh you should have asked.

'Who here tried to light a shart, and did it put out the lighter?'

04-24-2011, 05:13 PM
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CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $10005050	Meh you should have asked. 'Who here tried to light a shart, and did it put out the lighter?' __________________ "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
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