Major League(The Movie Thread) - Page 2

Priest4Prez · 01-30-2007, 06:46 PM

I love these movies! My favorite part is where Tom B. goes balistic at Rogder Dorn's house. "If you ever tank a play like that again, I will cut your nuts off and shove them down your ****ing throat!"
Who likes them? Come on!

Priest4Prez · 01-30-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Sorry,

No Berenger, Sheen, Snipes, Bernsen, Haysbert, Ueker, Russo and Gammons = The Suck

Ueker was in back to the minors. probably why i liked it so much.

UteChief · 01-30-2007, 07:49 PM

I love Major League and still watch it on a regular basis. It's the reason the Indians are my favorite team. Sorry not a Royals fan, I don't live in the KC area. Like the second one and I think I'm required to like the third. The team it surrounds is my home team. Although they have been renamed twice since.

Hammock Parties · 01-30-2007, 07:50 PM

I'm putting some Jobu stuff in my next LJ film.

Priest4Prez · 01-30-2007, 07:51 PM

Herm: Carl, if you no help me now, I say **** you CP!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01-30-2007, 09:27 PM

chingate, cabron!

Priest4Prez · 01-30-2007, 09:29 PM

No love for back to the minors

tk13 · 01-30-2007, 09:31 PM

We've had this discussion on here before, but I always liked the second one too. I mean, the first one is great, but I liked the 2nd one too. It probably had some less raunchy jokes but it was still pretty funny. Randy Quaid is always great... plus the scenes where coach is screaming and yelling in the hospital always crack me up.

Priest4Prez · 01-30-2007, 09:32 PM

I love this British stuff, I am going to move to ****ing england!

Priest4Prez · 01-30-2007, 09:40 PM

Back to the Minors is funny, only because of Taka and Pedro.

Nightwish · 01-30-2007, 09:41 PM

"Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball???"

Major League: 10/10 stars
Major League 2: 4/10 stars
Back to the Minors: 1/10 stars

The first one is an all-time classic, and it doesn't get old. Ever. The second one was okay, but it really needed Randy Quaid and Bob Eucker to save it - without their quips, it would've died a quiet death (except for the hospital scene, that'll go down as one of the best ever). The third one might have been an okay film if it hadn't borne the "Major League" title.

**RNR** · 01-30-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

The first one I could watch over and over. The other two range from lame to godawful.

Favorite line:

Wimpy boyfriend, shaking Jake's hand, and smiling: Stay away from her.
Jake Taylor, smiling back: Suck my dick.

I read through the thread to see if anyone quoted that. That was spit beer funny!

Priest4Prez · 01-30-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightwish

"Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball???"

Major League: 10/10 stars
Major League 2: 4/10 stars
Back to the Minors: 1/10 stars

The first one is an all-time classic, and it doesn't get old. Ever. The second one was okay, but it really needed Randy Quaid and Bob Eucker to save it - without their quips, it would've died a quiet death. The third one might have been an okay film if it hadn't borne the "Major League" title.

Completely agree. Snipes is the only one who could play Willie Mays Hayes.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01-30-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

We've had this discussion on here before, but I always liked the second one too. I mean, the first one is great, but I liked the 2nd one too. It probably had some less raunchy jokes but it was still pretty funny. Randy Quaid is always great... plus the scenes where coach is screaming and yelling in the hospital always crack me up.

The best part re: 2 was "White Lighting, Black Hammer"

WL:"mine fell the hardest"
BH:"mine are the deadest"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Look at the camera: HAHAHAHAHA

Coach · 01-30-2007, 10:28 PM

"How's your wife and my kids?"

BWillie · 01-30-2007, 10:31 PM

Jake Taylor: I play for the Indians.
Chaire Holloway: Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team!
Jake Taylor: Yeah, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!

View Poll Results: Which Major League Movie do you like the best?
Major League	49	94.23%
Major League 2	2	3.85%
Major League: Back to the Minors	1	1.92%
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01-30-2007, 06:46 PM
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tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $2012500	We've had this discussion on here before, but I always liked the second one too. I mean, the first one is great, but I liked the 2nd one too. It probably had some less raunchy jokes but it was still pretty funny. Randy Quaid is always great... plus the scenes where coach is screaming and yelling in the hospital always crack me up.
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