workplace prank war

angel · 01-11-2007, 05:44 PM

Okay guys, I need some ideas. There is a little prank war going on between a few of the teachers where I teach. I kinda started it by putting the special ed teacher's "easy button" in jello. (However, she thought it was hilarious because we both watch The Office and talk about it all the time.)
Then, after winter break, she came in to find a mouse in her room and screamed and made a fool of herself, so one of the fifth grade teachers has been putting fake mice in her room for the last few days. Two days ago, I helped her get back at him by making photocopies of all of the things on his desk: stapler, tape, scissors, paperclips, and replacing the real items with the photocopies. We also replaced all his pens and pencils with crayons. He, of course, retaliated by putting another fake mouse, this time, one that moved, and she just called me to tell me that she screamed and made an even bigger fool of herself. So now, we're trying to think of some pranks that we can do to him.

Here are the rules, though:
we're in an elementary school, so they have to be pretty tame. The computer is used by both students and teachers, so we can't really do anything to it. We can't put up any sort of posters (although he did put up a "wanted" poster in the teacher's lounge of my friend saying that she had stolen some school supplies.)
I'm trying to think of something that will be clever and subtle. Something that he may not catch right away, but something that won't distract him or his students while he's teaching. I'm having trouble coming up with anything that isn't lame.

Can you guys think of anything we can do tomorrow? We're planning on coming into school early to set something up.

Background info: the special ed teacher and I are both in our 20's, it's both our first years teaching. The fifth grade teacher that we're waging war on is older- 40's maybe- married, he's been teaching a while, but he's got a quirky sense of humor. So we need something that won't give the wrong idea, but will get a reaction.

Feel free to also discuss pranks that you've pulled on your co-workers or have had pulled on you at work.

HonestChieffan · 01-11-2007, 05:46 PM

My mind is a blurrrrrrr.....what id like to do with a few teachers Ive known....oops sorry...

el borracho · 01-11-2007, 05:46 PM

Bolt his classroom door shut and install a large doggy-door for entry/ exit.

el borracho · 01-11-2007, 05:47 PM

Oh, wait... that is probably too much.

How about a "Happy 50th Birthday" card signed by all his students?

Al Bundy · 01-11-2007, 05:47 PM

Ehhh we did this to a guy that worked in my last warehouse, we put a sign on the side of his car that said "Honk If You Want A Blowjob".

01-11-2007, 05:47 PM

Once upon a time I "saran-wrapped" everything in a co-worker's office.

el borracho · 01-11-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by UCFGoldenKnight

Ehhh we did this to a guy that worked in my last warehouse, we put a sign on the side of his car that said "Honk If You Want A Blowjob".

Elementary school.

**Buck** · 01-11-2007, 05:49 PM

Obviously you should find a video tape in his/her classroom and replace it with the finest quality beastiality (or if you prefer, Interspecies Erotica).

Thats the best thing that I can think of.

angel · 01-11-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

Oh, wait... that is probably too much.

How about a "Happy 50th Birthday" card signed by all his students?

that's kinda funny-- I'll run that by my accomplice

though- I really don't want to start anything that might mess with his reputation with the students-- as a teacher, he's very strict- his students don't really know the goofy side of him that acts out when there are no students around

Silock · 01-11-2007, 05:51 PM

Easy.

Simplex3 · 01-11-2007, 06:01 PM

Fill the drawers of his desk with something that's dry and fairly easy to remove. Packing peanuts may work but are kind of easy to get rid of. Rice works into the crevices better, but may be out of the budget.

KChiefer · 01-11-2007, 06:02 PM

My buddy puts "boobie traps" on coworkers drawers. Those little firecrackers with strings on both ends. That's probably not good to have around the kids, but if you put them on something he'd open before they got there, or in the lounge, that'd scare the crap outta him.

el borracho · 01-11-2007, 06:03 PM

Ooh! I know. Hide a small alarm somewhere in the room and program it to go off every 10 minutes or so.

Simplex3 · 01-11-2007, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefer

My buddy puts "boobie traps" on coworkers drawers. Those little firecrackers with strings on both ends. That's probably not good to have around the kids, but if you put them on something he'd open before they got there, or in the lounge, that'd scare the crap outta him.

...and lose your job because of no tolerance laws!

Simplex3 · 01-11-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

Ooh! I know. Hide a small alarm somewhere in the room and program it to go off every 10 minutes or so.

Battery operated radio playing just loud enough that you can make it out when it's quiet in the room. In the ceiling is perfect if you have the drop ceilings.

01-11-2007, 05:44 PM
angel so cute Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Small Town Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	workplace prank war Okay guys, I need some ideas. There is a little prank war going on between a few of the teachers where I teach. I kinda started it by putting the special ed teacher's "easy button" in jello. (However, she thought it was hilarious because we both watch The Office and talk about it all the time.) Then, after winter break, she came in to find a mouse in her room and screamed and made a fool of herself, so one of the fifth grade teachers has been putting fake mice in her room for the last few days. Two days ago, I helped her get back at him by making photocopies of all of the things on his desk: stapler, tape, scissors, paperclips, and replacing the real items with the photocopies. We also replaced all his pens and pencils with crayons. He, of course, retaliated by putting another fake mouse, this time, one that moved, and she just called me to tell me that she screamed and made an even bigger fool of herself. So now, we're trying to think of some pranks that we can do to him. Here are the rules, though: we're in an elementary school, so they have to be pretty tame. The computer is used by both students and teachers, so we can't really do anything to it. We can't put up any sort of posters (although he did put up a "wanted" poster in the teacher's lounge of my friend saying that she had stolen some school supplies.) I'm trying to think of something that will be clever and subtle. Something that he may not catch right away, but something that won't distract him or his students while he's teaching. I'm having trouble coming up with anything that isn't lame. Can you guys think of anything we can do tomorrow? We're planning on coming into school early to set something up. Background info: the special ed teacher and I are both in our 20's, it's both our first years teaching. The fifth grade teacher that we're waging war on is older- 40's maybe- married, he's been teaching a while, but he's got a quirky sense of humor. So we need something that won't give the wrong idea, but will get a reaction. Feel free to also discuss pranks that you've pulled on your co-workers or have had pulled on you at work.
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Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Fill the drawers of his desk with something that's dry and fairly easy to remove. Packing peanuts may work but are kind of easy to get rid of. Rice works into the crevices better, but may be out of the budget.
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el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $6459148	Ooh! I know. Hide a small alarm somewhere in the room and program it to go off every 10 minutes or so.
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