***Official Patriot Ball Washing Thread***

[Crush]

Instead of the Patriot fans having to force themselves to mingle with us evil midwestern folk to explain how everyone associated with their franchise is the bestest ever, let them use this thread. I'm sure Amnorix, jdsomethingorother, and that Justpassingby are tired of us simple evil midwestern folk questioning the infallible Patriot Way. Let them use this thread to masturbate one another over everyone that was associated with their beloved franchise. Let them use this thread to celebrate their three Super Bowl wins, courtesy of lucking into Tom Brady into the sixth round, that happened nearly a decade ago.

We get it. Your franchise is the greatest of all time. We're inferior to you in every way, even though you obviously know more about the Chiefs than we do. Discuss to your hearts' content.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus

You seem quite agitated by the fact the "Patriots Way" has been exposed as a fraud. All the bullshit you have been fed the past decade... "The Right 53", "The Patriots success is built on more than just talented players" has been exposed as a giant fraud by Fat Scott, Josh McDaniels, Romeo Crennel, and Eric Mangini's inability to export it to different franchises. Your entire success is based on Tom Brady. There is no myth or magic to it.

Also the fact you have zero recollection of any Patriots history pre-Tom Brady (outside of what you've memorized from Wikipedia) exposes you as a bandwagoner piece of shit.

Just wanted to mention that you efforts to get me all fired up failed. Pretty weak effort, really.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by @KCsporting

I can't wait for the day that Tom Brady dies of Aids, Because when Brady dies, so dies that Bandwagon BS Franchise.

I'm thinking he will retire before he dies, whether from AIDS or otherwise.

[Rausch]

Has anyone considered that the "Patriots' way" is still working for the Pats and the "Chiefs way" of copying whatever franchise is popular at the moment and trading for their b/u QB has failed for 2 decades?...

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

Just wanted to mention that you efforts to get me all fired up failed. Pretty weak effort, really.

I am just stating facts about the team you have jumped on the bandwagon for since 2001.

If you view that as an attempt to "fire you up" then perhaps it is striking a nerve.

[Crush]

Here, JD, I am bumping this thread to protect you from our "pathetic and miserable joy." It is obvious that someone is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to log on CHIEFSplanet instead of Patriotsplanet. Remember, this thread is your safe place.

[Imon Yourside]

The end of an Era is upon us, the Patriots are on the way out. Chiefs way will be the next dominant wave in the NFL.