OK, this may be my most off the wall question ever

[Baby Lee]

Most awkward sex scene ever on film?

Because in the past week, I feel like I've witnessed two titans of all time.


Sunday on HBO was that monstrosity between Booth and that poor Marnie [Brian Willam's daughter IRL BTW] on Girls was about the weirdest I've seen since Blue Velvet.

Then I was catching up on American Horror Story Asylum, and witnessed the somehow simultaneously slo-mo and feverish coitus between Lana and Dr. Thredson as Lana was his Surrogate Mother/Future Lampshade in his Sweeney Todd Basement, and thought 'has the world just gone through the looking glass?'

[particularly as I've been sqiqued-out with the whole Lana/Threadson sexual politics storyline with it being written by two gay writers and both the actors portraying them being gay playing straight/repressed as well]


Sorry if a repost.

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

sex scene in Enemy at the Gates with Jude Law and Eyebrows mcgee was weird. Austin Powers with that Franz lady?

Rachel Weisz? Dude, she’s teh hotness.

[Baby Lee]

Soooo, apparently Hannah once asked a guy to punch her in the chest and cum on that spot.

[Unsmooth-Moment]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Oh Yeah, I also forgot about that depraved Serbian Film of a couple of years ago. I won't say more than that. And I haven't seen it.

But I'm talking more about plasuaible, American mores, sex scenes of a more pedestrian variety. Things that actually make movie screens.

This. A Serbian Film has probably 2 of the top 3 most disturbing scenes I have ever seen. It isn't close.

[CoMoChief]

Elizabeth Berkley "Showgirls" pool sex scene.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Unsmooth-Moment

This. A Serbian Film has probably 2 of the top 3 most disturbing scenes I have ever seen. It isn't close.

Seen Salo?

It's supposed to be epic in its ****uppery. I downloaded a long time ago, but never got around to seeing it.

ETA: I downloaded it not because I'm a scumbag IP thief, but it had been out of print forever, the secondary market on Ebay and the like would only have sporadic offerings that were for 100s of dollars for a DVD [which obviously do nothing for the content creators], and I happened across a link for it.

[KcMizzou]

I've got the winner.

Comedian Jim Jefferies jerks off a paralyzed DJ Qualls (pretending the hand belongs to Qualls' character) for his new found online GF in video chat.

Second episode of "Legit"

Oh, and

Spoiler!

paralyzed kid's mom walks in on them

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Nzoner

Off the top of my head I'd go with Lolita and Midnight Express,the latter was more uncomfortable than awkward for me personally.

How the hell did I miss that nugget?

[Unsmooth-Moment]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Seen Salo?
It's supposed to be epic in its ****uppery. I downloaded a long time ago, but never got around to seeing it.

ETA: I downloaded it not because I'm a scumbag IP thief, but it had been out of print forever, the secondary market on Ebay and the like would only have sporadic offerings that were for 100s of dollars for a DVD [which obviously do nothing for the content creators], and I happened across a link for it.

I haven't, but I do have it at home.

[Baby Lee]

Oh, and I don't want to conflate awkward and repellent. I'm looking more for a discussion of consenting adults doing weird stuff than depraved sick shit.

Think more Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold with a spatula and peanut butter than baby rape.

[KChiefer]

Kinda funny yet sad awkward? Charlize Theron and Patton Oswalt, Young Adult

Just sad awkward? Robert De Niro and Ellen Barkin, This Boys Life


As far as Girls goes, there hasn't been a sex scene on that show that isn't awkward.

[KChiefer]

Brad Pitt opening the door wearing a dish-glove in Fight Club.

Woody Allen's Everything you ever wanted to know about sex... That whole film is awkward.


I know you said think more amusing than sad, but I can't help it..."Ass to Ass" in Requiem for a Dream.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn

Pretty much nailed it.

It's a brilliant show.

Who would have thought they'd EVER see a scene where someone was peeing in the weeds at a rural train station, on the phone with her parents whining from her UTI?

Like I said, hilarious, repellent and adorable.

[Baby Lee]

Same show, different question.

Does anyone know what the dramatic music was on the episode last night when Adam ran to her apartment to cradle from her despair?

If no one knows of the top off their head, maybe someone can Shazam it.

Also, what do CPers make of NBC News anchor Brian William's daughter getting her puss munched? They didn't show any of her swimsuit areas, but they did show a guy nostril deep in her lap.

Every time, I chuckle and murmur 'poor Brian.'

This scene may have topped the scene that started the thread, not in its kinks or anything [I imagine every red-blooded straight boy/man has been nostril deep at some point. OK, maybe not the brothers, legend is they detest that shit].

[Dallas Chief]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Who would have thought they'd EVER see a scene where someone was peeing in the weeds at a rural train station, on the phone with her parents whining from her UTI?

Like I said, hilarious, repellent and adorable.

So I am all caught up on the series thanks to you bringing it up here. Do you know, or are you a member of the Generation N(Narcissism) portrayed on this show? I know a few and this show is pretty much on the money with this directionless bunch. Much of what I have seen is cringe inducing because I've seen it play out in real life over and over again.

Other than that, the most redeeming character on the show is either Adam or Ray, in my opinion. Both guys are brutally honest about who they are, to a fault almost. Everyone else seems to be all about mememememememememe. Maybe I am just a grouch...