****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[DJ's left nut]

Am I missing something?

Maybe I'm just being overconfident, but I really think Mizzou should win this game.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Am I missing something?

Maybe I'm just being overconfident, but I really think Mizzou should win this game.

Put that on the bulletin board.

[Mosbonian]

I was just thinking.....wonder how all those people who laughed at L'Damian Washington when he said we were going to win 11 games this year are feeling right now?

Man that took a lot of cajones and confidence on his part.....if I was him I would be sending Twitter feeds out reminding them once the season is over with.

[Pepe Silvia]

Texas Bowl lol Those Bevo mother****ers sure knew how to snub us didn't they? I think they would rotate 3 bowls to stick us in regularly, Holiday,Insight.com, and Alamo. Texas can suck my dick.

[warpaint*]

Originally Posted by tomahawk kid

If I remember that Texas Bowl correctly - Gabbert had gained around 15 lbs during Christmas break and looked out of shaped and unprepared.

True to form, Yost refused to run the ball against two man defensive fronts.

Good times.....

Yost made Christensen look appealing which is an accomplishment in and of itself.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by warpaint*

Yost made Christensen look appealing which is an accomplishment in and of itself.

He made you wanna kick puppies. Seriously how the **** did Pinkel let this clown parade around practice looking like this? The players couldn't possibly take him seriously.

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Great avatar.

This...

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Am I missing something?

Maybe I'm just being overconfident, but I really think Mizzou should win this game.

Well, since they said Missouri, you know they aren't smart enough to know go by the name of MIZZOU.

But whatever......I hope they realize they don't need to practice or game-plan for us...

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

He made you wanna kick puppies. Seriously how the **** did Pinkel let this clown parade around practice looking like this? The players couldn't possibly take him seriously.

Jesus. I had never seen that photo before. I wish I could unsee it.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by frazod

Jesus. I had never seen that photo before. I wish I could unsee it.

This. Guh.

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by frazod

Jesus. I had never seen that photo before. I wish I could unsee it.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

He made you wanna kick puppies. Seriously how the **** did Pinkel let this clown parade around practice looking like this? The players couldn't possibly take him seriously.

Holy mother of God......

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Coach

Holy mother of God......

The really ****ed up part is that is fairly close to my mental image of Wickedson.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Two From SEC Are Finalists For MFC Coach Of The Year

(Fire Pinkel!!1)

The Maxwell Football Club (MFC) announced today three finalists for the Club's Collegiate Coach of the Year Award. Two of the three finalists are coaches from the Southeastern Conference in Auburn's Gus Malzahn and Missouri's Gary Pinkel, with the other finalist being Duke's David Cutcliffe.

Malzahn has orchestrated the most remarkable turnaround in college football this season, leading Auburn from a 3-9 record in 2012, which included an 0-8 mark in SEC play, to an 11-1 record in 2013. In his first year as Auburn head coach, the No. 3 Tigers are 7-1 in conference play and are set to face off with Pinkel's Mizzou team this weekend in the SEC Championship Game in Atlanta.

Pinkel has also led his team an impressive turnaround in just one year's time. After finishing 5-7 a season ago, Missouri heads into its showdown with Auburn this week at 11-1 and ranked No. 5 in the BCS standings. In Mizzou's first season in the SEC last year, the Tigers managed just two conference wins. This year, they are 7-1 in conference play and champions of the Eastern Division.

Voting is now open for the finalist selection for the MFC Collegiate Coach of the Year. Eligible voters include, NCAA Bowl Subdivision Head Coaches and Football Sports Information Directors, Maxwell Football Club members and selected national media. The winner announcement will be made on December 19, 2012 and the award will be formally presented at the 77th Maxwell Awards Gala which will be held in March 2014 in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Unless Missouri wins the BCS Championship game he is not winning Coach of the Year. Cutcliffe all but has that award locked up. Regardless of the relative strength of the ACC he took Duke to the ACC Championship Game.

[stonedstooge]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

He made you wanna kick puppies. Seriously how the **** did Pinkel let this clown parade around practice looking like this? The players couldn't possibly take him seriously.

Is that Joe Willie?