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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


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Old 10-14-2013, 10:55 AM   #1831
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criminy they're fallin' like flies everywhere.
maybe it'll scare clowney into taking our game off
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:28 AM   #1832
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:35 AM   #1833
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:49 AM   #1834
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Old 10-14-2013, 04:10 PM   #1835
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Tweet of the week: “Florida’s game at Mizzou will be its farthest trip north since Syracuse in ’91. It’s an 11:21am CDT kickoff w/ a projected low of 41.” —

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Old 10-14-2013, 05:44 PM   #1836
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Tweet of the week: “Florida’s game at Mizzou will be its farthest trip north since Syracuse in ’91. It’s an 11:21am CDT kickoff w/ a projected low of 41.” —

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Old 10-14-2013, 05:45 PM   #1837
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Nice. We'll take any advantage we can get.
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Old 10-14-2013, 05:47 PM   #1838
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Tjeerdsma at $150k was making more than y'alls coach before he retired last time I checked but that was a few years ago.
I think Mel is the AD at Northwest now.
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Old 10-14-2013, 05:49 PM   #1839
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I think Mel is the AD at Northwest now.
You are correct and we are thrilled to have him back! I was referring to when he retired as coach.
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:40 PM   #1840
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:14 AM   #1841
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The computers have Mizzou ranked 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, & 10.

If we beat Florida, I don't know who has a better resume...our closest game so far has been 15 points.
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:23 AM   #1842
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Our (MIZZOU) QB has gone from being a 2foot-block to a master of the offense.

IIRC he's out this game.

No way in hell we win even with him in there...
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:59 AM   #1843
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Our (MIZZOU) QB has gone from being a 2foot-block to a master of the offense.

IIRC he's out this game.

No way in hell we win even with him in there...
Have you seen Florida play?

It's offense is atrocious (and its best running back just was lost for the season). If Missouri gets to 17 points, Franklin or no, I like its chances to win.

Not the first injury, either. Gators have 5 opening day starters who are out for the season, if I'm recalling correctly what I saw yesterday. That includes its best defensive tackle, starting quarterback and starting running back. A true freshman RB (son of Fred Taylor) is expected to get a large portion of the carries.

Ron Powell, Florida's best defensive end, is also questionable with a bad ankle.

My point: Florida isn't exactly at full strength, either.
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:21 AM   #1844
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For some reason this seems to be a magic year for MU...

1) They don't have to face either Bama or LSU unless they make it to the SEC Title game

2) We have the games against Fla and SC at Faurot Field which should play to our advantage

3) We are facing 2 of our 3 strongest East Division opponents in a down year for them due to injuries or just not having the same level of talent as normal

You can't have the stars line up any better than this for a nice run by MU to a good bowl game (and if you really wanna dream a BCS bid). If we don't take advantage of this year then we are fools....it's not going to happen like this again any time soon.
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:43 AM   #1845
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I'm of the mindset that you push ahead with Mauk. Florida is going to flood the box, and I think our receivers can beat their defensive backs. This is not the time to turtle up.
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