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Old 06-24-2013, 09:58 PM  
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:16 AM   #31
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That's the definition of true love right there
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:24 AM   #32
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How does a blind man "know" when he is done wiping?
Doesn't everyone visually check? I mean, how else would you ever know? Dirty ass ain't nuthin to **** wit.....
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:26 AM   #33
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Doesn't everyone visually check? I mean, how else would you ever know? Dirty ass ain't nuthin to **** wit.....
The Bob & Tom show years ago had this discussion. Wipe & Look vs. Feel & Faith
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:31 AM   #34
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:33 AM   #35
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Unfortunately, the shit I took this morning was the polar opposite of this kind. I'm talking the kind that comes out all squishy and explosive, and you only wipe once before giving up and just stepping into the shower.
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Old 06-25-2013, 11:06 AM   #36
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Unfortunately, the shit I took this morning was the polar opposite of this kind. I'm talking the kind that comes out all squishy and explosive, and you only wipe once before giving up and just stepping into the shower.
ewwww

do you have globs of shit on your shower floor now?



I personally hate the "mud" shit myself
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Old 06-25-2013, 11:33 AM   #37
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ewwww

do you have globs of shit on your shower floor now?



I personally hate the "mud" shit myself
Nah, when do resort to that kind of thing you do a pretty thorough job of making sure things are clean.
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Old 06-25-2013, 12:08 PM   #38
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Old 06-25-2013, 12:17 PM   #39
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Old 06-25-2013, 12:28 PM   #40
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I just jump in the shower afterwards. No paper needed.
Works great except for those butt crumbles that get stuck in the drain......
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Old 06-25-2013, 12:29 PM   #41
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Old 06-25-2013, 01:36 PM   #42
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Unfortunately, the shit I took this morning was the polar opposite of this kind. I'm talking the kind that comes out all squishy and explosive, and you only wipe once before giving up and just stepping into the shower.
Those generally happen to me directly after a shower.
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Old 06-25-2013, 01:38 PM   #43
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Old 06-25-2013, 01:39 PM   #44
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Old 06-25-2013, 02:05 PM   #45
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