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Old 11-16-2004, 04:28 PM  
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This shark is out of control!

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Old 11-17-2004, 12:35 AM   #46
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:36 AM   #47
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I'll bet her name was Edith, and the attack only happened when her friends on shore started yelling, "Edith! Shark! Shark, Edith!"
You know what they say.... you can't have your shark and Edith, too.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:44 AM   #48
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You know what they say.... you can't have your shark and Edith, too.
That had to be a setup.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:52 AM   #49
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Old 11-17-2004, 01:25 AM   #50
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Rescue workers were using boats and aircraft to search for the woman's body.
Aircraft? A huge shark, 15 witnesses, a little red bathing cap and they call in aircraft? Seems like a waste of resources to me.


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"All efforts to find the lady have been exhausted by a wide and thorough search. We are hoping that police divers will be successful in their efforts," Darren Zimmerman of the National Sea Rescue Institute told the SAPA.
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Old 11-17-2004, 01:30 AM   #51
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Old 11-17-2004, 06:51 AM   #52
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the attack was unprovoked, yeah right i bet a day before the old lady took 20 items in the 10 items or less line, and the shark was behind her looking at his watch because all he came in for was teeth whitener
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Old 11-17-2004, 06:53 AM   #53
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Someone needs to play it straight from the hip.

"Shark, I have noticed when you react to someone teasing you, you do so with violence. While it seems like a natural reaction to you, I assure you, it is not. If I hit my boss at work, or your mother punched me when she disagreed, there would be repercussions for such actions. While I don't like doing this (especially since you seem to be reacting in jest), I have to tell you that I am going to punish you when you eat someone.

e.g. You will get two warnings from me or your mother. After the second warning, you will have to write 75 lines on why eating a person is not a positive way to communicate. Each time after, you will be assessed an additional 25 lines. Keep in mind that each document you write must be unique and cannot duplicate another document. You will not have any free time until the document is 100% complete and reviewed by me or your mother."


MOST IMPORTANT: "Do you understand, Shark?"
So... you put your human penis in his shark mother's shark vagina?
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Old 11-17-2004, 06:54 AM   #54
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Wow this is the first non fire related Great White death in 3 years
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Old 11-17-2004, 07:26 AM   #55
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She was probably out swimming and her period started, pirahnas always tend to go for that.
psst. She was 77 years old.
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Old 11-17-2004, 07:37 AM   #56
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So... you put your human penis in his shark mother's shark vagina?
What do you think about that guy? Kind of a jag, aint he.

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Old 11-17-2004, 07:41 AM   #57
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Old 11-17-2004, 08:53 AM   #58
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psst. She was 77 years old.

Um, ..old chicks are still popping out kids, like that grandmother who is having a kid or twins that I seen on CNN the other day.
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Old 11-17-2004, 08:59 AM   #59
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I hear the Chiefs draft personnel were on a flight down there last night for a possible recruiting opportunity. Since the defense has been kind of soft as of the last 4 years, they figured that the shark may boost morale and would also help strengthen the secondary.


Reporters on hand stated that there were other sharks in the vicinity of the attack, but they were fans of G_Robs play style and waited for the action to start before they decided to attack.
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