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09-07-2013, 01:41 PM | #16 |
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09-07-2013, 01:42 PM | #17 |
Wish I had something clever...
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We had to drive 4 hours to St. Louis for her college friends wedding. Her brother just so happens to live here, so that is how I got stuck in this.
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09-07-2013, 01:46 PM | #18 |
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09-07-2013, 01:46 PM | #19 |
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Is her brother not a football fan? If the answer to this question is yes, then I'll bet his breath smells like cock and balls.
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09-07-2013, 01:48 PM | #20 |
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This is the only solution.
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09-07-2013, 01:50 PM | #21 |
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You're the reason the NFL has brought in Seacrest and Keith Urban.
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09-07-2013, 01:50 PM | #22 |
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I suggest a romantic sail at sea and you forget to get on and not to punch holes in the boat.
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09-07-2013, 01:50 PM | #23 |
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Tell your wife that her brother is a pussy. When she get's pissed just tell her, "see, being a pussy runs in the family." Since she'll be mad, you are totally off the hook for going.
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09-07-2013, 01:52 PM | #24 |
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09-07-2013, 02:00 PM | #26 |
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Will there be Tapenade? If you have to miss the Chiefs game, you should at least be able to have Tapenade.
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09-07-2013, 02:00 PM | #27 |
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And what the hell is wrong with having brunch? When I was with my first wife we would go to the brunch buffet at a hotel that was like $15 each including champagne. Good food and some light booze to kick the day off before the game.
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09-07-2013, 02:04 PM | #28 |
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Get football on your phone. It's better than Tapenade on your phone.
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09-07-2013, 02:06 PM | #29 |
Wish I had something clever...
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My wife is actually pretty cool about it. Most Sundays I have 5 or 6 buddies come over and watch the game and she cooks and cleans for it. Heck, she is even playing FF with us this year. She even works in the sports field.
Her brother isn't much of a football fan. He mainly just hunts and goes fishing.
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