To flush, or not to flush

rageeumr · 06-19-2007, 04:11 PM

So I was just in the restroom in my building. It's a one urinal, one stall setup. As I start to pee, the guy sitting the stall starts talking on his cell phone. It is apparent by his conversation that he is talking with his daughter. I get done peeing and am faced with an important question: Do I flush, alerting his daughter that he called while duecing, or do I screw over the next guy to use the urinal. Poll forthcoming.

Bill Lundberg · 06-19-2007, 04:12 PM

Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment

**Easy 6** · 06-19-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Lundberg

Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment

DenverChief · 06-19-2007, 10:31 PM

Say something out loud about glory holes and how jimmy gives the best head but steve has a really tight ass and you'll meet him in the orgy room with that 12'' dildo you special ordered from gaytoys.com

ClevelandBronco · 06-19-2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief

Say something out loud about glory holes and how jimmy gives the best head but steve has a really tight ass and you'll meet him in the orgy room with that 12'' dildo you special ordered from gaytoys.com

If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

**Mr. Kotter** · 06-19-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

No, you have some "catching up" on Planet history to do....heh.

You don't know how ironic that comment is....

ClevelandBronco · 06-19-2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

stoopid noob.

Simply Red · 06-19-2007, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Lundberg

Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment

I used to think you were kind of a dick, and have never spoke with you. But this is just downright funny. Bravo!

greg63 · 06-19-2007, 04:16 PM

Flush, but only after you take a picture of it with your camera phone.

ClevelandBronco · 06-19-2007, 04:17 PM

Miss Manners seems to be silent on the subject.

**Mr. Kotter** · 06-19-2007, 05:15 PM

I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man."

**007** · 06-19-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man."

Thanks for the comic relief. That was great.

88TG88 · 06-19-2007, 05:33 PM

What did you do ?

unothadeal · 06-19-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

What did you do ?

My guess is he's still there with his laptop, waiting for the right answer.

rageeumr · 06-20-2007, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

What did you do ?

I was overcome with indecision. I didn't flush.

View Poll Results: Flush?
Flush it. Don't pander to the weird dude talking on a cell phone in a public restroom.	40	85.11%
Don't flush, it's the nice thing to do.	7	14.89%
Wait for Gaz to flush it.	0	0%
Voters: 47. You may not vote on this poll

06-19-2007, 04:11 PM	Topic Starter
rageeumr Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: St. Louis :( Casino cash: $9989900	To flush, or not to flush So I was just in the restroom in my building. It's a one urinal, one stall setup. As I start to pee, the guy sitting the stall starts talking on his cell phone. It is apparent by his conversation that he is talking with his daughter. I get done peeing and am faced with an important question: Do I flush, alerting his daughter that he called while duecing, or do I screw over the next guy to use the urinal. Poll forthcoming.
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06-19-2007, 04:12 PM	#2
Bill Lundberg American Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10004925	Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau
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06-19-2007, 10:31 PM	#4
DenverChief MVP Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Rocky Ford Casino cash: $5989867	Say something out loud about glory holes and how jimmy gives the best head but steve has a really tight ass and you'll meet him in the orgy room with that 12'' dildo you special ordered from gaytoys.com
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06-19-2007, 04:16 PM	#9
greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $9324990	Flush, but only after you take a picture of it with your camera phone. __________________
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06-19-2007, 04:17 PM	#10
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	Miss Manners seems to be silent on the subject.
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06-19-2007, 05:15 PM	#11
Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $5915285	I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man." __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.”
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06-19-2007, 05:33 PM	#13
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	What did you do ?
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