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04-24-2011, 05:14 PM | #2 |
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I've never lit a fart
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04-24-2011, 05:55 PM | #3 |
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17. I was stoned.
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04-24-2011, 05:56 PM | #4 |
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I hate the off season and no free agency...
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04-24-2011, 05:57 PM | #5 |
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Not sure when the last time was. 20, or so.
I learned quickly that you do not light a fart in your underwear. |
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04-24-2011, 06:00 PM | #6 |
Don't Tease Me
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04-24-2011, 06:20 PM | #7 |
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Was this before or after eating Taco Bell?
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04-24-2011, 06:29 PM | #8 |
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I saw a kid do that in 8th grade gym class - burned his ass/junk, was rolling around on the floor, the coach grabbed him, turned him upside down and stuck his ass right under a shower head with the water on cold while he screamed bloody murder.
He was a real prick, too. It was hilarious. And after seeing that, I had no desire to ever try doing it myself. I remember that the flame was blue. That was kind of interesting. |
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04-24-2011, 06:30 PM | #9 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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I've never lit a fart, Mr. Dinny Blues.
I have, however, inadvertently ignited a belch while observing the preparation of some Bananas Foster. It emptied the entire restaurant and, according to the paramedics, char-broiled the waiter's beard. FAX |
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04-24-2011, 06:41 PM | #10 |
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19 years old and did it a couple times until I was 20. Had a roommate that did it all the time. I don't believe that anyone ever caught their junk on fire lighting farts. Almost impossible.
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04-24-2011, 06:42 PM | #11 |
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I neglected the disclaimer; Anyone who lights a fart w/o protection deserves any subsequent circumstances.
Stout denim or carharts. If you bite a spearmint certs in the mirror in the dark, it shoots green sparks. Dinny |
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04-24-2011, 06:50 PM | #12 |
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04-24-2011, 06:55 PM | #13 |
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04-24-2011, 07:21 PM | #14 |
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For some reason I thought it read lightning farts.
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04-24-2011, 07:33 PM | #15 |
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"chargers"
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