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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


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Old 10-12-2013, 05:32 PM   #1741
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Old 10-12-2013, 05:33 PM   #1742
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Franklin or no Franklin, this is a pretty talented team with a lot of explosiveness on offense.

Florida is calling this week, and they just lost to LSU. They are down some this year, they have a new QB starting, just like we do. They only managed 6 points today. The next game for them is the big annual cocktail party with Georgia.

There are a lot of angles there that favor us. I expect Missouri to win next week. South Carolina you can't pencil in as a win, but then we don't have a ranked team left on our schedule until the last game against Texas A&M.

We ought not to be packing our gear yet.
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Old 10-12-2013, 05:42 PM   #1743
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Old 10-12-2013, 05:50 PM   #1744
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Congrats on the win. I actually could have gone, turned down 20 yard line 10 rows up for free to take my daughter to a pumpkin patch today...

Nobody I know down here thought we'd win today, way too many injuries. But for anyone to beat UGA between the hedges is a big deal. Hopefully you can use it to climb up in the league.

Now go beat the shit out of Florida for us please...
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Old 10-12-2013, 06:03 PM   #1745
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WTF TCU
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Old 10-12-2013, 06:05 PM   #1746
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I heard the Big 12 was stronger now that Missouri and A&M left, and TCU and WV were added.
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Old 10-12-2013, 06:09 PM   #1747
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Jayhawk here...

Gotta say, and as much as it pains me, Mizzou looks damn good.
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Old 10-12-2013, 07:09 PM   #1748
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WTF TCU
I'm all for the attendance smack, and I haven't seem the numbers, but it's not really fair to show a halftime pic when a lot of fans go out to the parking lot to drink at the half. They stopped this at Mizzou a few years back, but my wife, a TCU alum, says that's pretty normal at halftime in Ft Worth.
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Old 10-12-2013, 07:44 PM   #1749
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I only saw the last two minutes of the first half, then frantically checked the score on my phone in the second half. I thought they were toast when it was 28-26. That really sucks dick about Franklin. There is no doubt that our offense will be worse, especially on third down, as he adds a running element that Mauk just doesn't, but it wouldn't surprise me to see Mauk pass the ball nearly as well after a few games to get used to the speed.
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Old 10-12-2013, 07:47 PM   #1750
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Old 10-12-2013, 07:48 PM   #1751
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It would help if Franklin would swallow a goddamn aspirin...
We were all thinkin' it...


But it sounds like he'd be out anyway.
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Old 10-12-2013, 07:49 PM   #1752
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I thought they were toast when it was 28-26.
I totally thought the epic collapse was happening

pleasantly delighted with the actual outcome
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Old 10-12-2013, 07:52 PM   #1753
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I can only imagine the vitriol in this thread after Baggett missed the PAT.
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Old 10-12-2013, 07:55 PM   #1754
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I can only imagine the vitriol in this thread after Baggett missed the PAT.
I stayed away intentionally. I was busy scaring my new neighbors.

I think Mauk will be fine, if they trust him to throw down field. We are just STACKED at WR. If the get uber conservative, we're ****ed. Need to come out throwing, if nothing else, just to show that we can.
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What a game, MU basically dominated 3 quarters. UGA can say all they want about the injured O-Players, but man MU was up and down the field...Almost at will. SUcks about Franklin but what do you do...Mauk looked pretty good in the 4th quarter when the sh^% was about to hit the fan...
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