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Old 03-06-2013, 02:06 PM  
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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.

Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.

A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:20 PM   #16
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:28 PM   #18
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:28 PM   #19
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:38 PM   #25
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He really must not have liked her if he just ran away whilst his girl was getting mauled to death.
I know this is sarcasm, but give me 3 ways he could have possibly saved her.
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