Movies and TV Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them - Page 8

AphexPhin · 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.

Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

**New World Order** · 06-14-2013, 01:55 PM

Bruno was awful.

DJJasonp · 06-14-2013, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveNull

Guess I shouldn't just pick on those afflicted with poor taste (Lincoln, Watchmen, Tenembaums, Gone with the Wind...seriously?)

Green Hornet was on TV the other night and I put in about 15 minutes and moved on. I fell asleep during The Master and didn't ever finish it if that counts.

I should have learned my lesson and never watched anything directed my M. Night after the 6th Sense.

Ooh....that reminds me......the happening was an unpolished turd of a film

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-14-2013, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order

Bruno was awful.

I figured this would get more hate. I enjoyed it simply for the fact that SBC was trolling the hell out of the audience, not just the buffoons he shared screen time with.

siberian khatru · 06-14-2013, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp

Ooh....that reminds me......the happening was an unpolished turd of a film

The awful reviews didn't prepare for just how bad that movie was. Plot, acting ...

It would make a good MST3K episode, though.

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I remember a movie tradeoff I made with a chick years ago. She had never seen Casablanca. You'd think she'd just watch Casablanca with me to rectify that, but no, since she was PURE EVIL and I really WANTED TO **** HER, I agreed to watch Steel Magnolias as a trade.

Holy God. No pussy is worth that. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save it.

Good thing about those gushing female buddy flicks - as soon as the obligatory cancer victim dies, you know that your suffering, too, is nearly at an end.

You lucked out. I'd rather watch Steel Magnolias than what I had to watch, at least that had a plot. I didn't get to do a movie trade off with that girl but my buddy and I had a double date with these gorgeous cuban girls, we took them to the movies and said sorry girls but we're seeing Team America:World Police. They started laughing and said "Not the puppets" lmao That was a great night all around.

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I figured this would get more hate. I enjoyed it simply for the fact that SBC was trolling the hell out of the audience, not just the buffoons he shared screen time with.

Bruno was really gay but you had to LYAO when he showed the screen room the helicopter dick outta nowhere.

mr. tegu · 06-14-2013, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order

Bruno was awful.

That's the movie we walked out on! I couldn't remember the movie but thats it and it was just awful. I was embarrassed to be in there.

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 02:07 PM

People always disagree with me on this but Pootie Tang is probably the worst movie I've ever seen, I don't think I finished it tbh.

raybec 4 · 06-14-2013, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

You got that right, Baby Lee.

This is one of the funniest movie characters of all time, imo:

Mind you don't cut yourself Mordecai

ThaVirus · 06-14-2013, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

People always disagree with me on this but Pootie Tang is probably the worst movie I've ever seen, I don't think I finished it tbh.

"I'mma sine yo pitty on the runny kine!"

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

"I'mma sine yo pitty on the runny kine!"

There was one funny part and its when he was dodging the bullets, thats it. lol

DaveNull · 06-14-2013, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

People always disagree with me on this but Pootie Tang is probably the worst movie I've ever seen, I don't think I finished it tbh.

It's supposed to be that way. It's genius.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I figured this would get more hate. I enjoyed it simply for the fact that SBC was trolling the hell out of the audience, not just the buffoons he shared screen time with.

I know better than to ever watch one of his movies (I'd never seen him in a movie until Les Miserables) because the commercials alone make me want to strangle him.

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I know better than to ever watch one of his movies (I'd never seen him in a movie until Les Miserables) because the commercials alone make me want to strangle him.

I liked Borat but Sasha Baron Cohen's shtick ran its course a long time ago. Its beyond old at this point. I didn't even bother to watch The Dictator.

**Donger** · 06-14-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

Never saw Raising Arizona

I'm rather sure that you would find it immensely enjoyable.

06-14-2013, 05:44 AM
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs. I'll start... Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. **in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs! Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film. Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this. Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes. Pearl Harbor** - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Pepe Silvia MVP Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $1934664	People always disagree with me on this but Pootie Tang is probably the worst movie I've ever seen, I don't think I finished it tbh.
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