Ass slapping...the do's and don'ts

**Nzoner** · 09-29-2004, 11:07 PM

Segment just aired on the NFL Network.

One player commented it was players way of shaking hands.

Theisman commented he found it hard to quit once he got out of the game and was tempted to carry it into the corporate world.

The technique for ass slapping agreed upon by the majority of players interviewed was the backhand...never never with the palm.

Carry on.

Jenny Gump · 09-29-2004, 11:43 PM

I have only had my ass slapped once in a bar. It was this terribly crowded bar full of college kids, and this guy slapped my butt. I instinctually grabbed his arm...and I squeezed real hard and forced him to apologize. It's funny now, but I was so pissed at the time.

Recognizing that this post has little to do with the thread,
Jenny

philfree · 09-29-2004, 11:43 PM

When I first read the header I thought it was about hetrosex..................silly me!

PhilFree

Sure-Oz · 09-29-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

I have only had my ass slapped once in a bar. It was this terribly crowded bar full of college kids, and this guy slapped my butt. I instinctually grabbed his arm...and I squeezed real hard and forced him to apologize. It's funny now, but I was so pissed at the time.

Recognizing that this post has little to do with the thread,
Jenny

Damn, you sound like a tough gal, im scarred/

**BigRedChief** · 09-29-2004, 11:52 PM

Take a guess on how many NFL players wear a protective cup ?..............Give up.....0 thats right zero, none , nada. You are considered a big pussy if you wear a cup. I was shocked when I found this out. All this protective equipment and nothing protecting the family jewels....

Demonpenz · 09-29-2004, 11:55 PM

when your tackling someone and your balls land right on their helmet it doesn't feel to good

Demonpenz · 09-29-2004, 11:55 PM

how many players wear leg pads anymore, i hardly see any D lineman with em

**Nzoner** · 09-29-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

I have only had my ass slapped once in a bar. It was this terribly crowded bar full of college kids, and this guy slapped my butt. I instinctually grabbed his arm...and I squeezed real hard and forced him to apologize. It's funny now, but I was so pissed at the time.

Recognizing that this post has little to do with the thread,
Jenny

backhand or palm slap?

**GoChiefs** · 09-29-2004, 11:55 PM

JennyGump be honest...you liked it.

Ari Chi3fs · 09-30-2004, 02:37 AM

well that video most of us have seen with Jenny on it... there was definately some ass slapping going on... and she didnt mind a bit then. I doubt she would object now... hard to say.

badgirl · 09-30-2004, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philfree

When I first read the header I thought it was about hetrosex..................silly me!

PhilFree

thats what i thought, and I was going to tell a story, oh well, too bad.

**morphius** · 09-30-2004, 09:16 AM

I like how Jenny makes sure that we know it was only once in a bar and not limiting the amount of times outside the bar.

BigRedChief - Damn, no cups? I'm a bigger puss then I thought, 'cause I think I need one when playing with my 3 year old.

**Nzoner** · 09-30-2004, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgirl

thats what i thought, and I was going to tell a story, oh well, too bad.

heh,nice cast

cadmonkey · 09-30-2004, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

I have only had my ass slapped once in a bar. It was this terribly crowded bar full of college kids, and this guy slapped my butt. I instinctually grabbed his arm...and I squeezed real hard and forced him to apologize. It's funny now, but I was so pissed at the time.

Recognizing that this post has little to do with the thread,
Jenny

This is actually what this thread should be about........

badgirl · 09-30-2004, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

heh,nice cast

just like fishing, i had a nibble, but no bites. oh well.

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