Clowns Ruined My Halloween Party

Otter · 10-29-2004, 11:33 PM

Seems like once every three years some asshat has to feel they have to dress up like an evil clown and show up at the same party I'm at.

I flucking hate clowns!!!

Clowns are weird, freaky, unpleasent creatures who should all be round up and put on an island where they can do their clown thing witth an air strike waiting in case they try to escape.

I hate they way their expression never changes no matter what they say or if they yell or cry or laugh or eat. I hate the way society plays them as these happy creatures that I’m supposed to happy to be in company.

F#ck clowns!!!

**KcMizzou** · 10-29-2004, 11:36 PM

Amen brother. If the Anti-christ ever walks the earth, he'll take the guise of a clown. I have no doubt.

**Phobia** · 10-29-2004, 11:40 PM

Some little boys don't like Priests. Some little boys don't like Michael Jackson. Other little boys don't like clowns. Was it because he let you blow up the "balloon" snake?

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 10-29-2004, 11:40 PM

I'll never forget my first encounter with an evil clown. It was around Halloween a few years ago at a haunted house/maze.

As I entered the course, I rounded a corner. In the dimly lit, musky corridor a floppy-shoed denizen of satan stalked ever so slowly toward me, his grisly features eerily lit by the moonlight from above.

Panic ensued. Every fiber of my being screamed at me to turn tail and run. As I wheeled away from the terror my knee rammed itself into the corner of a wall.

With a red daze of pain throbbing in my lower extremities I fled through the horrific night....

Otter · 10-29-2004, 11:41 PM

When I was about 4 years old my parents threw me a birthday party. One of my uncles dressed up as a clown and came into the door when I was blowing out the candles and I jumped out of my seat into my Dad’s lap and screaming bloody murder.

About five years later at the circus a midget clown slowly crept up the stands and tried to hand me candy and I did pretty much the same thing.

I hate them, I'd rather wrestle a gorrila than a clown.

I need help in this matter. I can take on just about anything but clowns freak me out.

Otter · 10-29-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Some little boys don't like Priests. Some little boys don't like Michael Jackson. Other little boys don't like clowns. Was it because he let you blow up the "balloon" snake?

They've never got close enough to me to do anything. I was born with this one.

I'm going to try to move some people over here and keep on drinking.

My date and friends have no idea why I made us all leave, I need to try to salvage this.

WTF?!?!

**KcMizzou** · 10-29-2004, 11:52 PM

Whoa. He's serious. I had no idea.

Otter · 10-30-2004, 12:01 AM

Ok, not quiet as bad as that sounded. Ever been in the same room as someone you had a bad expericne with...bad ex-gilfriend, high school bully?

Only way I can explaiin it.

Can we delete this post?

**KcMizzou** · 10-30-2004, 12:04 AM

You can delete any post you want to.... nobody's quoted you, yet.

**Phobia** · 10-30-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

You can delete any post you want to.... nobody's quoted you, yet.

Why do you keep deleting posts? It ain't like you're gonna offend somebody on nightcrew. Jeesh. Sack up.

Demonpenz · 10-30-2004, 12:10 AM

homie don't play that

**KcMizzou** · 10-30-2004, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Why do you keep deleting posts? It ain't like you're gonna offend somebody on nightcrew. Jeesh. Sack up.

Mainly because I keep saying something stupid... then I read back and realize it's stupid.

RTFT (Read the fuggin' thread).

**KcMizzou** · 10-30-2004, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Why do you keep deleting posts? It ain't like you're gonna offend somebody on nightcrew. Jeesh. Sack up.

For instance... I said, "Nobody's quoted you yet", and then I realized I had quoted him.

So I deleted it.

Brando · 10-30-2004, 12:17 AM

Where did clowns come from?
Some dude on opium sick of jerking off horses decided to dress up?

cheeeefs · 10-30-2004, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Mainly because I keep saying something stupid... then I read back and realize it's stupid.

RTFT (Read the fuggin' thread).

good thing I don't have that kind of energy. If I deleted every stupid post I made, I wouldn't have the small post count I do. I'd rather make you waste your time reading it.... like this one. You know this is like 20 seconds you can never have back. EVER and I claimed it mwahahaha

10-29-2004, 11:33 PM
Otter Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $30973339	Clowns Ruined My Halloween Party Seems like once every three years some asshat has to feel they have to dress up like an evil clown and show up at the same party I'm at. I flucking hate clowns!!! Clowns are weird, freaky, unpleasent creatures who should all be round up and put on an island where they can do their clown thing witth an air strike waiting in case they try to escape. I hate they way their expression never changes no matter what they say or if they yell or cry or laugh or eat. I hate the way society plays them as these happy creatures that I’m supposed to happy to be in company. F#ck clowns!!!
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10-29-2004, 11:40 PM	#3
Phobia Together is Powerful Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $2115225564	Some little boys don't like Priests. Some little boys don't like Michael Jackson. Other little boys don't like clowns. Was it because he let you blow up the "balloon" snake?
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10-29-2004, 11:40 PM	#4
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $152995	I'll never forget my first encounter with an evil clown. It was around Halloween a few years ago at a haunted house/maze. As I entered the course, I rounded a corner. In the dimly lit, musky corridor a floppy-shoed denizen of satan stalked ever so slowly toward me, his grisly features eerily lit by the moonlight from above. Panic ensued. Every fiber of my being screamed at me to turn tail and run. As I wheeled away from the terror my knee rammed itself into the corner of a wall. With a red daze of pain throbbing in my lower extremities I fled through the horrific night.... __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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10-29-2004, 11:41 PM	#5
Otter Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $30973339	When I was about 4 years old my parents threw me a birthday party. One of my uncles dressed up as a clown and came into the door when I was blowing out the candles and I jumped out of my seat into my Dad’s lap and screaming bloody murder. About five years later at the circus a midget clown slowly crept up the stands and tried to hand me candy and I did pretty much the same thing. I hate them, I'd rather wrestle a gorrila than a clown. I need help in this matter. I can take on just about anything but clowns freak me out. __________________ “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not” - Thomas Jefferson, 1801.
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10-30-2004, 12:01 AM	#8
Otter Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $30973339	Ok, not quiet as bad as that sounded. Ever been in the same room as someone you had a bad expericne with...bad ex-gilfriend, high school bully? Only way I can explaiin it. Can we delete this post? __________________ “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not” - Thomas Jefferson, 1801.
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10-30-2004, 12:10 AM	#11
Demonpenz MWSU Royals SKC Chiefs GoPens! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $122949	homie don't play that
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10-30-2004, 12:17 AM	#14
Brando Swiss Family GRobinson Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Rich Scanlon's colon Casino cash: $5840	Where did clowns come from? Some dude on opium sick of jerking off horses decided to dress up?
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