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Old 11-12-2004, 06:03 AM  
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Madden 2005 -- funny stuff...

I decided to start a franchise in Madden with the Chiefs and instead of playing the games for the first (2004) season, I would sim them to mimic what has happened in real life.

Right now, I'm starting week 4 at 0-3 and here's a couple of gems.

Chris Bober and Jason Dunn are demanding playing time or a trade.

But these are the funniest:

I checked my Advisors screen and amongst other things, they're saying "The sports radio shows are ripping the team new one" and "We've got cap room. Now's not the time to be frugal."

A freaking video game is smart enough to figure it out, but the braintrust at 1 Arrowhead Drive isn't?
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Old 11-21-2004, 03:07 AM   #151
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Gochiefs how can you give people negative rep if they are just kidding, I mean come on think about it, all this negative rep you have been giving me here lately the subject i have typed on i was just kidding, so why give me neg rep, i dont like getting neg rep cause it takes my rep points away ... So quit it.
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Old 11-21-2004, 03:52 AM   #152
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Gochiefs how can you give people negative rep if they are just kidding, I mean come on think about it, all this negative rep you have been giving me here lately the subject i have typed on i was just kidding, so why give me neg rep, i dont like getting neg rep cause it takes my rep points away ... So quit it.
I'm just kidding, Roy.
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Old 11-21-2004, 05:54 AM   #153
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Kinda, confused on how to set these's settings up, is yours on the computer or on PS2, cause i have PS2 and i need some pretty good settings, and see i've tried going over 10 and when i get to 10 im maxed so i cant go over to 16 or 20, so are you on a different platform ?
I count sliders from far left -- you're starting from center (default). So 1 click from far left for me is +1, whereas you're calling it -9. +20 for me would be +10 for you.
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Old 11-21-2004, 09:16 AM   #154
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Not sure if Roy jr. understood that, Parker. Perhaps I can help explain.

Roy, move your slider all the way to the left and assume that is "0". From there, each time you move a click to the right, it goes up "1". Basically, from the farthest left to the farthest right is 20 clicks. Hope that helps.
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Old 11-21-2004, 06:30 PM   #155
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Old 11-21-2004, 07:54 PM   #156
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I'm 6 games into my season now. I'll be posting some game recaps tomorrow. I think I'm gonna be getting NCAA here in a couple of days...
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Old 11-21-2004, 08:28 PM   #157
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I don't know what is the reason but, I'm not really that much into Madden. I'm still having so much fun with NCAA 05. Especially now with those settings. BTW, the settings for Madden you listed here are too difficult, IMO. I don't think they're realistic. I mean, I have had Trent throwing passes way off the mark when there's no pressure and no wind. The Chiefs offensive line doesn't block worth crap and the defensive line never breaks a block. Never. C'mon, it's fun if it's a challenge but not if it's unrealistic. I dunno, maybe I'm just not used to the game yet. And I am only basing this off my first game at Denver.
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Old 11-21-2004, 10:41 PM   #158
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Here's how those new settings worked out for me ...

In my 6 year of the franchise, simulated the 1st game so i could trade for Dwight Freeney, and play the Cowboys in the next game :

Cowboys vs Chiefs
Game Mode: All Pro
Quarter Length: 12 minute(s)

Cowboys 1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total
3 0 6 0 9
Chiefs 1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total
7 14 7 16 44

TEAM STATISTICS KC DAL
Total Offense 435 253
First Downs 24 14
Third Down Eff 4-14 (28.6) 2-13 (15.4)
Fourth Down Eff 3-5 (60.0) 1-1 (100.0)
2-Point Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone Att-TD-FG 7-5-0 5-0-3
Rush Att-Yards 34-160 20-70
Average Per Rush 4.7 3.5
Passing Yards 276 183
Comp-Att-Int 25-46-1 14-39-3
Average Per Pass 6.0 4.7
Sacks 4 1
Defensive Ints 3 1
Punt Return Yards 19 3
Kick Return Yards 94 127
Punts-Average 4-43.2 6-43.3
Fumbles-Lost 0 0
Penalties-Yards 2-10 6-47
Turnovers 1 3
Time Of Possession 27:16 20:44

PLAYER STATISITCS
Pasing
Dallas CMP ATT YDS PCT TD INT
Drew Henson 14 39 212 35.9 0 3

Kansas City CMP ATT YDS PCT TD INT
Phillip Rivers 24 41 274 58.5 3 1
Kliff Kingsbury 1 5 10 20.0 0 0

Rushing
Dallas ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM
Jeremy Griffin 18 68 3.8 21 0 0
Marcel Shipp 1 7 7.0 7 0 0
Drew Henson 1 -5 -5.0 0 0 1

Kansas City ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM
Derrick Blaylock 27 138 5.1 28 2 0
Darren Sproles 6 24 4.0 13 0 0
Omar Easy 1 -2 -2.0 0 0 0

Receiving
Dallas REC YDS AVG LONG TD
Troy Edwards 7 127 18.1 74 0
Antonio Bryant 2 23 11.5 22 0
Terry Glenn 2 23 11.5 17 0
Jason Whitten 1 22 22.0 22 0
Moran Norris 1 12 12.0 12 0
Derrick Hamilton 1 5 5.0 5 0

Kansas City REC YDS AVG LONG TD
Kris Wilson 5 72 14.4 18 1
Omar Easy 5 36 7.2 18 1
Michael Clayton 4 68 17.0 26 0
Derrick Blaylock 4 31 7.7 20 0
Terrance Wallace 3 35 11.7 13 1
Koren RObinson 2 21 10.5 11 0
Darren Sproles 1 11 11.0 11 0
Dusty Williams 1 10 10.0 10 0

Kicking
Dallas FGA FGM PCT LONG XPA XPM
Lawrence Tynes 3 3 100.0 36 0 0

Kansas City FGA FGM PCT LONG XPA XPM
Billy Cundiff 0 0 0.0 0 6 6

Punting
Dallas PNTS AVG LONG BLOCK IN 20
Matt McBriar 6 43.3 51 0 1

Kansas City PNTS AVG LONG BLOCK IN 20
Derrick Frost 4 43.2 54 0 2

Kick Return
Dallas KR YDS AVG LONG TD
Troy Edwards 5 127 25.4 35 0

Kansas City KR YDS AVG LONG TD
Samie Parker 4 94 23.5 29 0

Punt Return
Dallas PR YDS AVG LONG TD
Troy Edwards 1 3 3.0 3 0

Kansas City PR YDS AVG LONG TD
Samie Parker 4 19 4.7 9 0

Defense
Dallas TAK SCK FF INT
Ifeanyi Ohalete 16 0 0 0
Dat Nguyen 8 0 0 0
Brady Hasty 8 0 0 0
Roy Williams 6 0 0 0
Riddick Moss 5 0 0 0
Terrence Newman 4 0 0 1
Tay Cody 3 0 0 0
Greg Ellis 2 1 0 0
Marcellus Wiley 2 0 0 0
Donte Curry 2 0 0 0
Flozell Adams 1 0 0 0
Barry Gardner 1 0 0 0
Onterrio Paige 1 0 0 0
Larry Moss 1 0 0 0
Terry Glenn 1 0 0 0
Moran Norris 1 0 0 0
Al Singleton 1 0 0 0

Kansas City TAK SCK FF INT
Adrian Wilson 7 0 0 1
Greg Wesley 6 0 0 0
Keyaron Fox 5 1 0 0
Kevin Lee 4 2 0 0
Rich Scanlon 4 0 0 0
Julian Battle 3 1 0 0
Benny Sapp 3 0 0 1
Ryan Sims 2 0 0 0
Kevin Garrett 2 0 0 0
Scott Fujita 2 0 0 0
Mair Gainer 1 0 0 0
Willie Middlebrooks 1 0 0 0
Will Allen 1 0 0 0
Michael Clayton 1 0 0 0
Quinton Caver 1 0 0 0
Anthony Davis 0 0 0 1
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Old 11-22-2004, 05:20 AM   #160
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I don't know what is the reason but, I'm not really that much into Madden. I'm still having so much fun with NCAA 05. Especially now with those settings. BTW, the settings for Madden you listed here are too difficult, IMO. I don't think they're realistic. I mean, I have had Trent throwing passes way off the mark when there's no pressure and no wind. The Chiefs offensive line doesn't block worth crap and the defensive line never breaks a block. Never. C'mon, it's fun if it's a challenge but not if it's unrealistic. I dunno, maybe I'm just not used to the game yet. And I am only basing this off my first game at Denver.
Come on. How did the Denver game in real life play out? EXACTLY.

And about these being too hard, wait until you see my game recaps. I'm flat out disgusted right now.
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I don't have a problem with losing in Denver. It's the fact that certain aspects of the game were unrealistic. How many points did KC score against Denver? It's not about the loss, it's about how I lost. It was not realistic. A Pro Bowl QB does not throw ducks and the Chiefs O line isn't a sieve.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:32 AM   #162
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I don't have a problem with losing in Denver. It's the fact that certain aspects of the game were unrealistic. How many points did KC score against Denver? It's not about the loss, it's about how I lost. It was not realistic. A Pro Bowl QB does not throw ducks and the Chiefs O line isn't a sieve.
Give them more than a one-game chance. I'm actually going back to All-Madden because they're TOO EASY.

I played my preseason and 5 games of the regular season with these sliders and I just dominated on offense. McMahon's QBR is 95.3 (4th in the NFL) and my rookie RB has 119 carries for 737 yards. That's a 6.2 ypc average, and if he continues at this pace he'll finish the season with about 2350 yards. He put up 165 against a 90-rated Buffalo team.

Without Green and Holmes, I'm averaging 36 ppg, obviously 1st in the league.
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:11 AM   #163
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Nobody posting anymore in this thread it seems, well im gonna restart madden franchise cause i cheated on it by cutting a bunch of players before i started the season so that i could have a bunch of money.
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:44 AM   #164
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Give them more than a one-game chance. I'm actually going back to All-Madden because they're TOO EASY.

I played my preseason and 5 games of the regular season with these sliders and I just dominated on offense. McMahon's QBR is 95.3 (4th in the NFL) and my rookie RB has 119 carries for 737 yards. That's a 6.2 ypc average, and if he continues at this pace he'll finish the season with about 2350 yards. He put up 165 against a 90-rated Buffalo team.

Without Green and Holmes, I'm averaging 36 ppg, obviously 1st in the league.
yeah they're too easy for me too. I might end up breaking down and playing All-madden, I just hate having the computer have superhuman players.
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yeah they're too easy for me too. I might end up breaking down and playing All-madden, I just hate having the computer have superhuman players.
Try these:

All-Madden difficulty
11 min. quarters
accelerated clock on
sub in/out -- 83/88
all penalties maxed
defensive pass assist -- off
offensive catch assist -- off

Hum.....CPU

QBA -- 10.....1
PBK -- 10.....10
WRC -- 10.....8
RBA -- 13.....13
RBK -- 10.....10

AWR -- 12.....12
KDN -- 20.....0
INT -- 7.....7
BRK -- 10.....10
TKL -- 1.....1

FGL -- 10.....9
FGA -- 7.....0
PTL -- 0.....20
PTA -- 0.....20
KOL -- 10.....11
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