Happy Thanksgiving! Here's your tornado!

**Bob Dole** · 11-23-2004, 05:58 PM

This crap sucks.

That is all.

ROYC75 · 11-23-2004, 06:00 PM

How thoughtful, thanks for the spin!

**Rain Man** · 11-23-2004, 06:00 PM

Remember: if the tornado hits, stop, drop, and roll.

Ultra Peanut · 11-23-2004, 06:00 PM

The arklatex is getting pooped on right now. Some of that shit could be heading our way.

**Bob Dole** · 11-23-2004, 06:02 PM

"If you hear debris striking your house, do not go outside and take cover."

Really? You've got a Meteorology degree, don't you?

Phuqtard.

**Rain Man** · 11-23-2004, 06:04 PM

If you aren't supposed to do that, then what do you do? Go inside and take cover? Or go outside and don't take cover?

**Bob Dole** · 11-23-2004, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you aren't supposed to do that, then what do you do? Go inside and take cover? Or go outside and don't take cover?

What? You're the farging Conjunction Police now?

11-23-2004, 06:05 PM

I can't believe you're bitching. You're not even dead yet.

CHIEF4EVER · 11-23-2004, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you aren't supposed to do that, then what do you do? Go inside and take cover? Or go outside and don't take cover?

One could theoretically go INSIDE and not take cover as well. In theory.

ENDelt260 · 11-23-2004, 06:07 PM

Figures. Bob Dole whipping out the victim card. "Oh... this tornado's gonna hurt me. Waaaaahhh!"

Raiderhader · 11-23-2004, 06:08 PM

Texas has been getting battered the past few days. We've had a few tornado touchdowns on the north side of town here.

Thankfully, all of the nasty stuff has been on the north side today. My part of town was rather pleasant most of the day.

Raiderhader · 11-23-2004, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

I can't believe you're bitching. You're not even dead yet.

Maybe that is why he is bitching.....

**Rain Man** · 11-23-2004, 06:20 PM

Remember, if a tornado hits, place your sternum against a corner such a countertop and thrust downward hard and fast.

**grandllama** · 11-23-2004, 06:25 PM

eh, the NWS says all we are going to get out of it is 4 -8 inches of snow....

**Bob Dole** · 11-23-2004, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandllama

eh, the NWS says all we are going to get out of it is 4 -8 inches of snow....

That changes everything.

4-8 inches of snow down here is more deadly than any tornado.

11-23-2004, 05:58 PM
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11-23-2004, 06:00 PM	#2
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11-23-2004, 06:00 PM	#3
Rain Man Free Eric Fisher! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mortal plane Casino cash: $43038 VARSITY	Remember: if the tornado hits, stop, drop, and roll. __________________ My ancestors fought cave bears so I could make this post.
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11-23-2004, 06:00 PM	#4
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $5277	The arklatex is getting pooped on right now. Some of that shit could be heading our way. __________________
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11-23-2004, 06:02 PM	#5
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $34597	"If you hear debris striking your house, do not go outside and take cover." Really? You've got a Meteorology degree, don't you? Phuqtard. __________________ Help support Bob Dole's drinking habit by purchasing this song.
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11-23-2004, 06:04 PM	#6
Rain Man Free Eric Fisher! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mortal plane Casino cash: $43038 VARSITY	If you aren't supposed to do that, then what do you do? Go inside and take cover? Or go outside and don't take cover? __________________ My ancestors fought cave bears so I could make this post.
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11-23-2004, 06:05 PM	#8
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I can't believe you're bitching. You're not even dead yet.
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11-23-2004, 06:07 PM	#10
ENDelt260 Let's all go down to... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 92107 Casino cash: $5000	Figures. Bob Dole whipping out the victim card. "Oh... this tornado's gonna hurt me. Waaaaahhh!" __________________
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11-23-2004, 06:08 PM	#11
Raiderhader SteelSkull Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Strawberry Hill Casino cash: $21861	Texas has been getting battered the past few days. We've had a few tornado touchdowns on the north side of town here. Thankfully, all of the nasty stuff has been on the north side today. My part of town was rather pleasant most of the day. __________________ "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant
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11-23-2004, 06:20 PM	#13
Rain Man Free Eric Fisher! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mortal plane Casino cash: $43038 VARSITY	Remember, if a tornado hits, place your sternum against a corner such a countertop and thrust downward hard and fast. __________________ My ancestors fought cave bears so I could make this post.
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11-23-2004, 06:25 PM	#14
grandllama Hi, I'm Llama Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Colts Hell Casino cash: $5000	eh, the NWS says all we are going to get out of it is 4 -8 inches of snow.... __________________ How to I put something here?
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