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Old 11-24-2004, 10:20 AM  
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To all of my fellow Chiefs Planet Members on the eve of this Holiday...

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Old 11-24-2004, 10:33 AM   #2
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[ open on a spray-painted kitchen scene, with family at table - rapper guys and rapper girls enter through door and window ]

Spokesperson: [ singing ]
"Holiday time, everyone, every brother
Shows up for dinner with my father and mother
Family at the table getting crazy and loud,
Saying.."


Grandmother at table: "Ain't enough turkey to feed this crowd!

Family at table: The bird's too small
To feed us all!"


[ turkey is revealed to have a pump on it, like a sneaker. Spokesperson pumps up the turkey. ]

Spokesperson: "But yo mamma says pump it!
Pump it up now!
Pump it!"


Rapper guys: "Get a Nikey Turkey and pump it!"

Rapper girls: "Make it big now!"

Spokesperson: "Pump it!"

Rapper girls: Pump it up! Pump it up!

[ Cut to next scene: Super: "Massachusetts, 1620." Spray painted sign of Plymouth Rock, then to colonial America scene, Spokesperson and family are dressed as pilgrims, rapper guys and girls are dressed as Indians. ]

Spokesperson: "The first turkey dinner was 1620
The pilgrims had it in the land of plenty
Nothing was chill with the harvest down,
But the red brother knew he had enough to go around
He knew to pump it!"


[ rapper guy pumps up turkey ]

"Pump it up now!
Pump the bird!
Pump it!"


Rapper girls: "Make it big now!
Pump it!
Pump it up! Pump it up!"


[ back to the kitchen scene, everyone is dressed the same way they were before in the kitchen scene. ]

Spokesperson: "So if your holiday table ain't looking too full,
Get a Nikey Turkey-it's adjustable,
And pump it!
Pump it up! Pump it up!"


Announcer: If it doesn't say Nikey, it's not a turkey.
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Old 11-24-2004, 10:34 AM   #3
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I forgot about that...nice
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Old 11-24-2004, 10:34 AM   #4
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Likewise! So what going on everyones table? I have a 24 pound "Birdzilla" as the main dish.
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Old 11-24-2004, 10:48 AM   #5
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Likewise! So what going on everyones table? I have a 24 pound "Birdzilla" as the main dish.
I am actully lucking out I get 2 Thanksgivings this year. We usually have it with some of my extended family that lives in the KC area but my parents just moved to a new house and I have not seen it. We thought it would be cool to have Thanksgiving with just the 3 of us in our new place. We are then going to have it with more family on my Aunt's house in Lee's Summit.

I cannot wait to get my eat on. My apartment has not really been the culinary epicenter of the world as of late.
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Old 11-24-2004, 11:39 AM   #6
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Likewise! So what going on everyones table? I have a 24 pound "Birdzilla" as the main dish.
I have a 13 pound Heidi Hens organic turkey I am throwing on the rotisserie. There is only going to be 4 of us this year so I'm keeping the turkey fryer in the garage this year.
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Old 11-24-2004, 11:41 AM   #7
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:48 PM   #8
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:50 PM   #9
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I think I'll just spend the day masturbating in a pool of my own feces.
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:52 PM   #10
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I think I'll just spend the day masturbating in a pool of my own feces.
As long as you are thankful.
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Old 11-24-2004, 03:22 PM   #11
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Old 11-24-2004, 03:27 PM   #12
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Two Thanksgivings...one with the wife's family here tomorrow and the weekend with my family in Kansas...aren't going to be easy on my diet. I'll do my best though. More turkey...less potato's for me.

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Old 11-24-2004, 03:28 PM   #13
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I think I'll just spend the day masturbating in a pool of my own feces.
aaahhhhh.............. holiday memories......
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Old 11-24-2004, 03:32 PM   #14
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