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You are old man, get over it. | 11 | 35.48% | |
You are as young as you feel, keep on rocking. | 20 | 64.52% | |
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12-23-2004, 01:10 PM | #2 |
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Think back upon all of your great physical exploits, and recognize that you will never be capable of such feats again. Your only chance of survival now is by being wily.
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12-23-2004, 01:11 PM | #3 |
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Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas, bunnytrdr.
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12-23-2004, 01:18 PM | #4 |
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A thought to cheer you up...
You are younger than I am. And always will be. You are welcome. xoxo~ Gaz Silver lining. |
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12-23-2004, 01:56 PM | #5 |
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These people are sugarcoating things. Your life is about to slowly descend into hell. Your weight will balloon even if you eat less. Your vertical leap will decline to phone-book levels. Young women will look right through you and never see you. You will find yourself shopping for four-door Buicks. Your coworkers will mention that you're their parents' age. Trust me on this; just kill yourself now if you want to maintain a positive self-image.
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12-23-2004, 02:00 PM | #6 | |
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12-23-2004, 02:02 PM | #7 |
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Some grow young.
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12-23-2004, 03:33 PM | #8 | |
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12-23-2004, 03:42 PM | #9 |
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Where is the "Still younger than GAZ, so I wouldn't worry about it" - option
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12-23-2004, 03:45 PM | #10 | |
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12-23-2004, 03:48 PM | #11 | |
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12-23-2004, 04:14 PM | #12 |
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As of today, advertisers no longer care about your opinions. Restaurants will seat you near the kitchen so they can put the young, attractive people near the window. Your elementary school lunch box is now a collectible. When you offer to help carry something for a younger person, they'll say, "Are you sure?" This is the beginning of the end.
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12-23-2004, 04:20 PM | #13 |
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I am 34 and I have realized that I have been over the hill for the past 4 years. You are definitely over the hill.
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12-23-2004, 04:29 PM | #14 |
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On the positive side, you are now going to be quite popular among the makers of cholesteral drugs, impotency drugs, and hair growth drugs. Also, no one will ever ask you to help them move since they figure you have no stamina or strength any more.
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12-23-2004, 04:34 PM | #15 |
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As long as you have lots of $$$, the cup is half full and you can still nail those young 30 year olds.
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