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Old 01-05-2005, 09:16 AM  
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You Get A Phone Call From Lamar!

Lamar Hunt is disgusted. Itís the end of the 2005 season and Peterson and Vermiel are gone. They have retired from football for good. Not only that- a full house cleaning is in session.

To make things interesting, Lamar Hunt picks up the white pages and picks out a random name in the phone book to call for advice. He calls you!


Hereís your chore- Lamar will give you the seat of Chairman of the Board, thus replacing Jack Steadman. Heíll give you a $150,000 signing bonus, a $400,00 a year job, your own suite, your own company vehicle (a cherry red Hummer), and a vacation home in the Alps if your advice to him over the phone lands the Chiefs a Super Bowl win.

Lamar wants to know who you think will be the best for the following positions in the organization, starting with:

The President/General Manager/Chief Executive Officer of the Kansas City Chiefs organization. (Carl Peterson)

Vice President of Football Operations and Player Personnel (Lynn Stiles)

Executive Vice President/Assistant General Manager (Denny Thum)

Head Coach (Dick Vermeil)

Director of Football Administration (Mike White)

Assistant Director of Pro Personnel

National Scout


You did a nice job. Now that Lamar is impressed with your selections, as well as your command with football, he now wants your opinion on free agents and rookies. Who should stay, who should go, and who should come to Kansas City to be a Super Bowl team. In addition to all of the above compensation, heíll give you a pony, a pirate ship, and free electricity for a year.
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:18 AM   #2
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This thread has potential...
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:19 AM   #3
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If he called me ... I'd blow the fugger up and start from scratch, move the team to LA.

Heh- so much for the potential, eh?
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:22 AM   #4
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With my apologies, a pirate ship simply isn't going to cut it with regards to compensation. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr!
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:41 AM   #5
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If he called me ... I'd blow the fugger up and start from scratch, move the team to LA.

Heh- so much for the potential, eh?

That is because you are a donkey
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:46 AM   #6
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That is because you are a donkey
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:57 AM   #7
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In more ways than one.
I asked yesteray with no answer if the Donkeys don't have their own medium?
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Old 01-06-2005, 03:55 PM   #8
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Old 01-06-2005, 04:53 PM   #9
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The President/General Manager/Chief Executive Officer of the Kansas City Chiefs organization. (Carl Peterson)
For starters, this should be 3 different people, rather than 1 person with the ego of 3.
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:05 PM   #10
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For starters, this should be 3 different people, rather than 1 person with the ego of 3.
I couldn't agree more, but King Carl currently holds all three titles. (Or as Sean Connery would say- three titties)
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:06 PM   #11
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:24 PM   #12
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I'd hold out for more than $400.00 per year.
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:25 PM   #13
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I'd hold out for more than $400.00 per year.
Well arent we greedy?
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:27 PM   #14
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That would'nt even fill the tank in the Red Hummer.
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:28 PM   #15
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You just got a 150k signing bonus!
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