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Old 01-12-2005, 06:46 AM  
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Your Favorite "Funny/Parody" Song

I listened to Sublime this morning on the way to work.

I always laugh at "Date Rape;" it'll be stuck in my head all day.
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:48 AM   #2
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SUBLIME Lyrics

Date Rape



Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.


She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.


Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."


That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.


He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.


The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his hearted is filled with tears.


That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.


That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE


She didn't want to TAKE IT!
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:52 AM   #3
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Old 01-12-2005, 07:24 AM   #4
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that sublime song isnt a parody.

My favorite parody is "Its All About the Pentiums" By Yankovic.

Fuggin Classic song PARODYING "ITs all about teh Benjimins" by Puff Diddy Daddy Combs
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:01 AM   #5
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that sublime song isnt a parody.
I know; but I think it's funny.
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:01 AM   #6
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:07 AM   #7
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:09 AM   #8
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:13 AM   #9
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Anything by Stephen Lynch (http://www.stephenlynch.coml) or by Bob Rivers (http://www.twistedtunes.com/)
Both guys are funnier than hell. Stephen Lynch is coming to KC at Uptown Theater in February.
Thanks, I'll have to check those out.
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:35 AM   #10
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Cartmans rendition of Oh Holy Night makes me laugh

and Stephen Lynch is probably the funniest guy I have seen in some time.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs
that sublime song isnt a parody.

My favorite parody is "Its All About the Pentiums" By Yankovic.

Fuggin Classic song PARODYING "ITs all about teh Benjimins" by Puff Diddy Daddy Combs
The video for that song rocks. Makes fun of all those shitty-ass puffy videos.

I hate puffy.
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:52 AM   #12
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The video for that song rocks. Makes fun of all those shitty-ass puffy videos.

I hate puffy.
It's one of the reasons I like that song too.
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:01 PM   #13
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Amish Paradise... that's probably my favorite Weird Al song. I do think the lyrics he did to the Star Wars parody to the tune of American Pie were pretty creative too...
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:17 PM   #15
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Amish Paradise... that's probably my favorite Weird Al song.
That vid took some talent. He had to lip sync part of the song backwards.
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