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Old 01-14-2005, 08:52 AM  
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So I was jogging naked last night and.....

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Naked Jogger Tasered, Arrested By Arkansas Police

POSTED: 9:05 am EST January 13, 2005
UPDATED: 9:18 am EST January 13, 2005

WEST MEPHIS, Ark. -- Arkansas' naked jogger has been zapped.

For months, officers have been getting reports about a man making late-night runs in the buff. On Monday, police said they think they got their mystery jogger.

Fate Patterson, 39, of West Memphis, was arrested after he ran past a police car and failed to stop when he was ordered to do so by officers. Police chased him and were able to rein him in by using a Taser.

Patterson was charged with indecent exposure, fleeing and resisting arrest.

Mike Allen, assistant chief of the West Memphis police department, said that it did not initially appear that the man was mentally ill. He did not disclose his reasons for running without his clothes.

"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:55 AM   #2
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Sounds like something Psicosis would do. Wait....it's Memphis!!
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:59 AM   #3
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I wonder where the Taser hit him?
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:01 AM   #4
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:03 AM   #5
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Why do they automatically assume mental illness just because a guy is jogging naked in the middle of the night?
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:08 AM   #7
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"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:09 AM   #8
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Wait until Big Daddy hears about this. The Police State that is the United States has gone too far this time. It's probably a felony, too. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with jogging in the buff.
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:11 AM   #9
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:13 AM   #10
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Wait until Big Daddy hears about this. The Police State that is the United States has gone too far this time. It's probably a felony, too. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with jogging in the buff.
Unless you are equipped to start an epidemic of penis envy....
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:14 AM   #12
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Why do they automatically assume mental illness just because a guy is jogging naked in the middle of the night?
Really. That Kloster guy does it and he seems pretty normal.
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