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Old 01-16-2005, 08:38 PM  
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Great college essay
Im not sure if this is fake or not but regardless i though it was pretty damn funny. And i promise its better than gochiefs humor.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1

Some harsh language so its probably NSFW.
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:53 PM   #2
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It's comforting to know that college professors will give something like that a passing grade.
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Old 01-17-2005, 12:34 AM   #3
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I teach HS, and students have tried similar shit with me....Bob, you'll be comforted to know, I failed their asses.
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Old 01-17-2005, 12:42 AM   #4
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No way an English professor uses "to" when "too" is correct.
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Old 01-17-2005, 01:01 AM   #5
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No way an English professor uses "to" when "too" is correct.
I don't see that. Where is it (what page)?
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Old 01-17-2005, 01:09 AM   #6
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I don't see that. Where is it (what page)?
The blank page. I highly doubt this its real just thought it was funny. It has tubgirl in the works cited page after all.
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Old 01-17-2005, 01:11 AM   #7
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The blank page. I highly doubt this its real just though it was funny. It has tubgirl in the works cited page after all.
Oh yeah, didn't notice.
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:32 AM   #8
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I posted this earlier yesterday.

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