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Old 01-16-2005, 09:48 PM  
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Most painful thing I saw coming back from Okinawa

Young military wife, Hawaiian or other asiatic extraction. I'll give her credit - before the baby, she was hotter than an ACK-ACK barrell at Pearl on the 7th... and she had the conformist belly button piercing.

While she held the baby, her bare midriff was exposed top for all the world to see.. and for the baby's toes to get caught in. I haven't heard a shriek like that since I found out I was a girl's first...Must've taken 30 seconds to get the kid's toes out of the navel ring, but you'd think she was being subjected to Yakuza initiation. For her, it must've felt like an eternity.

I think she has a new stretch mark.
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Old 01-16-2005, 09:50 PM   #2
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Old 01-16-2005, 09:51 PM   #3
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Old 01-16-2005, 09:54 PM   #4
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never mind the hardware, eh?
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:16 PM   #5
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:25 PM   #6
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:28 PM   #7
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I wonder if he'll start teething on her nipple rings at some point.
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:31 PM   #8
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I wonder if he'll start teething on her nipple rings at some point.
i'd be happy to help the kid out...
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:34 PM   #9
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i'd be happy to help the kid out...

Wear a diaper and maybe she wouldn't even notice it was you.
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:39 PM   #10
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sayyyyyy, that sounds like a good idea!
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:40 PM   #11
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:41 PM   #12
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Haha.. reminds me of that "Oops, I crapped my pants!" skit on SNL.
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Old 01-16-2005, 10:43 PM   #13
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thank gawd i'm still immature...
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Old 01-17-2005, 09:27 AM   #14
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Teaching a class for the Air Force. Do the same thing next week @ Ramstein in Kaiserslautern.
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Old 01-17-2005, 09:33 AM   #15
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