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Old 01-18-2005, 05:56 AM  
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Jet's Doug Brien Attempts Suicide

NEW YORK - In late breaking news The New York Jets have confirmed that kicker Doug Brien attempted suicide in his Pittsburg Hotel room after the 20-17 playoff loss to the Steelers.

Brien missed two 47 and 43 yard field goals that would have moved the New York Jets into the AFC Championship Game.

Running back Curtis Martin said he walked into Brien's Room where he found the kicker standing on a chair with a small rope around his neck that was attatched to an support beam on the ceiling.

Martin commented: "It was really scary, he was all ready to end it all but the son of bitch couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him".

New York Jets official could not be contacted for comment.
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:59 AM   #2
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If the story was true, I think Martin would have been eager to help him kick the chair out.
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Old 01-18-2005, 06:00 AM   #3
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Damn...I heard the kicker that shall go unnamed did the same thing about 10 years ago.
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Old 01-18-2005, 06:06 AM   #4
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Talk about a recycled joke...
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Old 01-18-2005, 06:51 AM   #5
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:16 AM   #6
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Damn...I heard the kicker that shall go unnamed did the same thing about 10 years ago.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:24 AM   #7
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NEW YORK - In late breaking news The New York Jets have confirmed that kicker Doug Brien attempted suicide in his Pittsburg Hotel room after the 20-17 playoff loss to the Steelers.

Brien missed two 47 and 43 yard field goals that would have moved the New York Jets into the AFC Championship Game.

Running back Curtis Martin said he walked into Brien's Room where he found the kicker standing on a chair with a small rope around his neck that was attatched to an support beam on the ceiling.

Martin commented: "It was really scary, he was all ready to end it all but the son of bitch couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him".

New York Jets official could not be contacted for comment.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:25 AM   #8
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This joke is older than the skidmarks in Skip's drawers
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:26 AM   #9
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Cripes, it was a joke.

Nothing is more popular around here than being obnoxous, I thought this would fit right in.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:43 AM   #10
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Cripes, it was a joke.

Nothing is more popular around here than being obnoxous, I thought this would fit right in.

It did fit right in.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:44 AM   #11
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:13 AM   #12
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Cripes, it was a joke.

Nothing is more popular around here than being obnoxous, I thought this would fit right in.
The only issue is that EVERY KC fan has heard this joke from the {name that must not be spoken/typed} playoff game...
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:16 AM   #13
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NEW YORK - In late breaking news The New York Jets have confirmed that kicker Doug Brien attempted suicide in his Pittsburg Hotel room after the 20-17 playoff loss to the Steelers.

Brien missed two 47 and 43 yard field goals that would have moved the New York Jets into the AFC Championship Game.

Running back Curtis Martin said he walked into Brien's Room where he found the kicker standing on a chair with a small rope around his neck that was attatched to an support beam on the ceiling.

Martin commented: "It was really scary, he was all ready to end it all but the son of bitch couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him".

New York Jets official could not be contacted for comment.
That's ****'n stupid who the hell jokes about people killing themselves? Your NOT funny.
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:18 AM   #14
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NEW YORK - In late breaking news The New York Jets have confirmed that kicker Doug Brien attempted suicide in his Pittsburg Hotel room after the 20-17 playoff loss to the Steelers.

Brien missed two 47 and 43 yard field goals that would have moved the New York Jets into the AFC Championship Game.

Running back Curtis Martin said he walked into Brien's Room where he found the kicker standing on a chair with a small rope around his neck that was attatched to an support beam on the ceiling.

Martin commented: "It was really scary, he was all ready to end it all but the son of bitch couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him".

New York Jets official could not be contacted for comment.
Dejavu, just ask the kicker that shall go unnamed.
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:25 AM   #15
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That's ****'n stupid who the hell jokes about people killing themselves? Your NOT funny.

Bob Dole agrees 100%. There are children who read this forum, and they should not be exposed to discussion of suicide. Whether it was a failure or not, it is clearly inappropriate.

Perhaps someone with the mystical powers of moderation could act responsibly and deal with this distasteful topic accordingly.
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