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Old 01-19-2005, 08:39 AM  
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How do I clean all the porn off of my computer??

Some how Mrs. Lundberg keeps busting me for my internet viewing pleasures. I always clear out the history, cookies, and temporary internet files. Running Window XP is there some track I'm not covering?


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Old 01-19-2005, 11:33 AM   #2
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Old 01-19-2005, 11:34 AM   #3
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Old 01-19-2005, 12:23 PM   #4
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Old 01-19-2005, 01:45 PM   #5
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LOL, I knew this thread would end up going this direction!
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:51 PM   #6
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LOL, I knew this thread would end up going this direction!
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:14 PM   #7
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:49 PM   #8
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windows XP has a backup copy of cookie in a file called Index.dat


it contains a list of the cookies ... after you delete them and restart the Index.dat file puts the cookies back.


my suggestion to you is ...


1. download install FireFox (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

2. Turn off cookies completely on FireFox

Tools > Options > Cookies > Uncheck "allow sites to check cookies"

3. Restrict your pr0n surfing to firefox only


4. Tools > Options > Clear All (after surfing for history and cache)


you might even not keep a Firefox Icon on the desktop ... she might not even notice you have another browser on there. If she does, just say you heard "it was more secure"
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Old 01-20-2005, 03:18 AM   #9
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Old 01-20-2005, 05:22 AM   #10
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windows XP has a backup copy of cookie in a file called Index.dat


it contains a list of the cookies ... after you delete them and restart the Index.dat file puts the cookies back.


my suggestion to you is ...


1. download install FireFox (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

2. Turn off cookies completely on FireFox

Tools > Options > Cookies > Uncheck "allow sites to check cookies"

3. Restrict your pr0n surfing to firefox only


4. Tools > Options > Clear All (after surfing for history and cache)


you might even not keep a Firefox Icon on the desktop ... she might not even notice you have another browser on there. If she does, just say you heard "it was more secure"
Or just delete the Index.dat.
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Old 01-20-2005, 06:08 AM   #11
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BTW, I thought what you said was a little strange, Laz, so I tested it myself.

My cookies don't come back. Even if I leave the Index.dat.

She's finding out some other way.
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Old 01-20-2005, 07:32 AM   #12
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Don't know if this works or not, but looks like an intresting option.

http://www.unhsolutions.net/IEPK/index.shtml

Of course maybe she knows because you are cleaning out your history and everything else, LOL!
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Old 01-20-2005, 10:23 AM   #13
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Or just delete the Index.dat.
you can't delete index.dat (as far as i know)
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Old 01-20-2005, 12:49 PM   #14
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:51 PM   #15
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