How do I clean all the porn off of my computer??

Bill Lundberg · 08:54 AM

Some how Mrs. Lundberg keeps busting me for my internet viewing pleasures. I always clear out the history, cookies, and temporary internet files. Running Window XP is there some track I'm not covering?

chiefs4me · 01-19-2005, 11:33 AM

She's a wife,,nothing you can do about it,,she just KNOWS,

MichaelH · 01-19-2005, 11:34 AM

Don't hide it from your wife. Enjoy it together. JMO

**morphius** · 01-19-2005, 12:23 PM

quit leaving stains on the chair...

Bill Lundberg · 01-19-2005, 01:45 PM

LOL, I knew this thread would end up going this direction!

Calcountry · 01-19-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Lundberg

LOL, I knew this thread would end up going this direction!

Quick, trade in that wife for a dumber one.

Jenson71 · 01-19-2005, 06:14 PM

Blame it on the kid. That's what my dad does.

Mr. Laz · 01-19-2005, 08:49 PM

windows XP has a backup copy of cookie in a file called Index.dat

it contains a list of the cookies ... after you delete them and restart the Index.dat file puts the cookies back.

my suggestion to you is ...

1. download install FireFox (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

2. Turn off cookies completely on FireFox

Tools > Options > Cookies > Uncheck "allow sites to check cookies"

3. Restrict your pr0n surfing to firefox only

4. Tools > Options > Clear All (after surfing for history and cache)

you might even not keep a Firefox Icon on the desktop ... she might not even notice you have another browser on there. If she does, just say you heard "it was more secure"

Ari Chi3fs · 01-20-2005, 03:18 AM

Save all your pr0n pics in a folder inside a folder inside a folder called "Insurance Seminar"

htismaqe · 01-20-2005, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazarus

windows XP has a backup copy of cookie in a file called Index.dat

it contains a list of the cookies ... after you delete them and restart the Index.dat file puts the cookies back.

my suggestion to you is ...

1. download install FireFox (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

2. Turn off cookies completely on FireFox

Tools > Options > Cookies > Uncheck "allow sites to check cookies"

3. Restrict your pr0n surfing to firefox only

4. Tools > Options > Clear All (after surfing for history and cache)

you might even not keep a Firefox Icon on the desktop ... she might not even notice you have another browser on there. If she does, just say you heard "it was more secure"

Or just delete the Index.dat.

htismaqe · 01-20-2005, 06:08 AM

BTW, I thought what you said was a little strange, Laz, so I tested it myself.

My cookies don't come back. Even if I leave the Index.dat.

She's finding out some other way.

**morphius** · 01-20-2005, 07:32 AM

Don't know if this works or not, but looks like an intresting option.

http://www.unhsolutions.net/IEPK/index.shtml

Of course maybe she knows because you are cleaning out your history and everything else, LOL!

Mr. Laz · 01-20-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Or just delete the Index.dat.

you can't delete index.dat (as far as i know)

Scaga · 01-20-2005, 12:49 PM

Quit coming to bed at 3:00 am and wanting her ride the bologny pony. That's a dead give-away.... (or so I'm told

)

Miles · 01-20-2005, 04:51 PM

Possibly "My Recent documents" on your start menu?

01-19-2005, 08:39 AM
Bill Lundberg American Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $2017966	How do I clean all the porn off of my computer?? Some how Mrs. Lundberg keeps busting me for my internet viewing pleasures. I always clear out the history, cookies, and temporary internet files. Running Window XP is there some track I'm not covering? Last edited by Bill Lundberg; 01-19-2005 at 08:54 AM..
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01-19-2005, 11:33 AM	#2
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $1053671	She's a wife,,nothing you can do about it,,she just KNOWS,
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01-19-2005, 08:49 PM	#8
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $392815	windows XP has a backup copy of cookie in a file called Index.dat it contains a list of the cookies ... after you delete them and restart the Index.dat file puts the cookies back. my suggestion to you is ... 1. download install FireFox (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/) 2. Turn off cookies completely on FireFox Tools > Options > Cookies > Uncheck "allow sites to check cookies" 3. Restrict your pr0n surfing to firefox only 4. Tools > Options > Clear All (after surfing for history and cache) you might even not keep a Firefox Icon on the desktop ... she might not even notice you have another browser on there. If she does, just say you heard "it was more secure"
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01-20-2005, 03:18 AM	#9
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01-20-2005, 06:08 AM	#11
htismaqe In the misty morning... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: on the edge of time... Casino cash: $1044370	BTW, I thought what you said was a little strange, Laz, so I tested it myself. My cookies don't come back. Even if I leave the Index.dat. She's finding out some other way. __________________ Don't live for pleasure, make life your treasure... \m/ Ronnie James Dio, 1942-2010 \m/
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01-20-2005, 07:32 AM	#12
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01-20-2005, 12:49 PM	#14
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