A Big Mixup

4th and Long · 02-05-2005, 08:41 PM

You discover that your beautiful three-year-old child is, because of a mixup at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to try and correct the mistake?

KCWolfman · 02-05-2005, 08:42 PM

Is the kid physically able to complete hard labor?

Thig Lyfe · 02-05-2005, 08:53 PM

It depends on if your own kid is ugly or not. I'd hate to have an ugly kid.

KCWolfman · 02-05-2005, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrowheadWolf

It depends on if your own kid is ugly or not. I'd hate to have an ugly kid.

Ugly kids work harder, they know they will have nowhere to go. Keep ugly kids for real menial tasks.

Thig Lyfe · 02-05-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Ugly kids work harder, they know they will have nowhere to go. Keep ugly kids for real menial tasks.

True, true. But what it you already have a trained monkey to do everything for you? Keep the monkey and use the non-ugly kid for your own profit in the modeling industry.

Stinger · 02-05-2005, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

You discover that your beautiful three-year-old child is, because of a mixup at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to try and correct the mistake?

If it is a girl and she is not mine .... when she and her friends turn 18

As a serious answer to the question I would probably switch with the other parents. Ugly or bueatiful ... talented or not ... it is my child.

**Skip Towne** · 02-05-2005, 09:11 PM

chiefs4me · 02-05-2005, 09:15 PM

I can't answer...how could a momma let the one she loved and raised go...and how could she make her real child go through the pain of losing the only momma he knows. Thank God I will never be put in that spot.

chiefs4me · 02-05-2005, 09:16 PM

See my pretty red boxes Skip? Chiefs red...

KC Jones · 02-05-2005, 09:17 PM

Kill the other parents and then adopt your child so you can keep both. It's the only logical thing to do.

FloridaChief · 02-05-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

See my pretty red boxes Skip? Chiefs red...

So your box is red, huh? Christ sake, see a doctor--they can clear that up these days...

**Donger** · 02-05-2005, 09:21 PM

I trying very hard not to post a very un-PC quote from Raising Arizona at this point...

KC Jones · 02-05-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Why do you think she never has to worry about a baby mixup? Would you stick your weiner in something that was glowing like Chernobyl?

um....

welll...

how many beers would I have had?

BroWhippendiddle · 02-05-2005, 09:22 PM

First of all, if you are not genetically deficient, you should get your own kid.

Second, you should get with the parents of the other child and determine how to take the hospital to the cleaners for disrupting 3 years of your kid's life.

Third, make sure the hospital pays for both kids education by way of a trust fund. A guarantee of a minimum of a B.A./B.S. should ensure that both kids get the most from life.

Or,

If your real kid is really ugly.....do as you wish.

FloridaChief · 02-05-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Would you stick your weiner in something that was glowing like Chernobyl?

Is this a trick question?

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Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900	It depends on if your own kid is ugly or not. I'd hate to have an ugly kid.
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chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	I can't answer...how could a momma let the one she loved and raised go...and how could she make her real child go through the pain of losing the only momma he knows. Thank God I will never be put in that spot.
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chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	See my pretty red boxes Skip? Chiefs red...
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KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	Kill the other parents and then adopt your child so you can keep both. It's the only logical thing to do. __________________ re-sign: to sign again resign: to withdraw from employment
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Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10389900 VARSITY	I trying very hard not to post a very un-PC quote from Raising Arizona at this point... __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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02-05-2005, 09:22 PM	#14
BroWhippendiddle Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	First of all, if you are not genetically deficient, you should get your own kid. Second, you should get with the parents of the other child and determine how to take the hospital to the cleaners for disrupting 3 years of your kid's life. Third, make sure the hospital pays for both kids education by way of a trust fund. A guarantee of a minimum of a B.A./B.S. should ensure that both kids get the most from life. Or, If your real kid is really ugly.....do as you wish.
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