How much is Rolle and Hartwell asking ??? You guys are dreaming. - Page 13

03-03-2005, 11:50 AM

Lot of armchair gm's on this board but where is the realism ?

I bet the Chiefs don't sign any of them. They are asking for too much $$$.

OldTownChief · 03-03-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

warpaint is obviously a lonely teenager with an acne problem and a blistered thimble.

I don't think you could score on William Hung in a dance fight.

Oh No Chil'ren.......You've been served!?

It's an honor to finally witness, first hand a beatdown of one of our countrys "special" ones.

Iowanian, you're my hero.

Spicy McHaggis · 03-03-2005, 02:39 PM

is he banned yet?

go bowe · 03-03-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SaintMcManus

is he banned yet?

looks like it...

it's too bad in a way, because we were just getting started...

**CosmicPal** · 03-03-2005, 03:08 PM

Looks like our warpaint dude made the news this afternoon. No wonder he was such a class act today:

OVERLAND PARK, KS Warpaint99's (13) attempt to adopt an inventive method to enhance sexual pleasure landed him on the surgeon’s table yesterday.

Inspired by the fad of body piercing, the Overland Park, Kansas resident substituted a ring with a metal nut and pushed it around his penis. Problem was, the metal stayed stubbornly stuck to his organ for over two hours.

After failing to remove the foreign body, an embarrassed WarPaint99 decided to seek medical help and checked into the emergency ward of Shawnee Mission Hospital in the evening.

“I have never come across such a case in the last 12 years of my experience,” said Dr Bharati Karat, the on duty chief medical officer.

Karat said that warpaint99 was initially reluctant to reveal his ailment but later spoke of his situation to a male intern who examined him and came away shocked at his find.

“We decided to cut the nut, but the metal was too thick. The case was later referred to the surgeons,” said on duty assistant medical officer Dr Gopal Mahajan.

warpaint99 gives his statement to police at Shawnee Mission hospital yesterday. The picture was taken secretly from a distance, hence the poor quality The surgeon said, “The nut was so tight that it caused a severe swelling on the organ due to which the blood supply to that part of the anatomy was stopped. It took us almost two hours to get the nut out. Had the patient delayed admission by few hours, we would have had to amputate the organ, as the affected area may have developed gangrene.”

warpaint99 told the doctors that he desired to prolong sexual pleasure and hence inserted the nut.

“This is a case of sexual perversion,” said Dr Mahajan. Another doctor said that while body piercing in delicate areas of the human anatomy had become a fad, the consequences could be alarming.

The matter was later handed over to the Overland Park police, who visited the hospital to record warpaint99’s statement.

“We wanted to know if someone else had inserted the metal or he had committed the act himself. We will register the matter in our station dairy,” said the on duty police officer.

Mark M · 03-03-2005, 03:31 PM

Wow -- looks like Packfan got a new ID ...

I guess he finally fished his keyboard out of the fry vat.

MM
~~

Chiefs Pantalones · 03-03-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by warpaint99

You going to CRY ? You have been OUTED as a FRAUD.

Your a pretender.

You need to be beaten for coming on a Chiefsfan and trying......

Let me stress the words 'trying' to talk smack with anyone.

Go fu ck your goat redneck and post on your own board.

.

Is this a poem?

OldTownChief · 03-03-2005, 03:45 PM

Even though this thread ended on a sad note with the bannage of one of CP's "special" ones, It's still classic material.

Baby Lee · 03-03-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Special Ed

Is this a poem?

I saw the best fans of Dick Vermiel destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Overland Park streets at dawn looking for an angry-munchkin,

Ultra Peanut · 03-03-2005, 03:57 PM

Quote:

warpaint99
Banned

Bahahahaha.

**CosmicPal** · 03-03-2005, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I saw the best fans of Dick Vermiel destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Overland Park streets at dawn looking for an angry-munchkin,

What a rip-off from Allen Ginsberg's Howl.

Probably my favorite introduction to any of the poems I've ever read from one of my favorite epic poems.

Nice call....

ENDelt260 · 03-03-2005, 04:11 PM

I saw the worst bands of my generation applied by magic marker to dry wall.

Rausch · 03-03-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by warpaint99

I am afraid your also a stupid asshole.

Baby Lee · 03-03-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

What a rip-off from Allen Ginsberg's Howl.

Parody: 1. A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule. See Synonyms at caricature.
2. The genre of literature comprising such works.

Chiefs Pantalones · 03-03-2005, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I saw the best fans of Dick Vermiel destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Overland Park streets at dawn looking for an angry-munchkin,

sweet

airportis · 03-03-2005, 11:49 PM

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CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $1086039	Looks like our warpaint dude made the news this afternoon. No wonder he was such a class act today: OVERLAND PARK, KS Warpaint99's (13) attempt to adopt an inventive method to enhance sexual pleasure landed him on the surgeon’s table yesterday. Inspired by the fad of body piercing, the Overland Park, Kansas resident substituted a ring with a metal nut and pushed it around his penis. Problem was, the metal stayed stubbornly stuck to his organ for over two hours. After failing to remove the foreign body, an embarrassed WarPaint99 decided to seek medical help and checked into the emergency ward of Shawnee Mission Hospital in the evening. “I have never come across such a case in the last 12 years of my experience,” said Dr Bharati Karat, the on duty chief medical officer. Karat said that warpaint99 was initially reluctant to reveal his ailment but later spoke of his situation to a male intern who examined him and came away shocked at his find. “We decided to cut the nut, but the metal was too thick. The case was later referred to the surgeons,” said on duty assistant medical officer Dr Gopal Mahajan. warpaint99 gives his statement to police at Shawnee Mission hospital yesterday. The picture was taken secretly from a distance, hence the poor quality The surgeon said, “The nut was so tight that it caused a severe swelling on the organ due to which the blood supply to that part of the anatomy was stopped. It took us almost two hours to get the nut out. Had the patient delayed admission by few hours, we would have had to amputate the organ, as the affected area may have developed gangrene.” warpaint99 told the doctors that he desired to prolong sexual pleasure and hence inserted the nut. “This is a case of sexual perversion,” said Dr Mahajan. Another doctor said that while body piercing in delicate areas of the human anatomy had become a fad, the consequences could be alarming. The matter was later handed over to the Overland Park police, who visited the hospital to record warpaint99’s statement. “We wanted to know if someone else had inserted the metal or he had committed the act himself. We will register the matter in our station dairy,” said the on duty police officer. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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