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Old 03-18-2005, 02:25 PM  
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In Lieu Of NOT Being Able To Listen To Don And Mike's Absinthe Show Today...

...I'm drinking absinthe martini's right now.

In short: The Don and Mike sydicated radio show was scheduled to have it's semi-regular "absinthe show" today. I was primed to listen to it as I killed the last of my bottle of Czech absinthe...good times all around, yeah?





But nooooooooo.....

....it's not to be.

My local radio asshole station that carries D&M has chosen instead to carry coverage of the shit-licking March Madness basketball coverage instead of Don & Mike...So! I cannot hear the absinthe show due to this professional gambler's dream.


**** college basketball.

**** 1010 The Buzz.

And **** me....one and a half absinthe martini's and I'm spinning out of my mind....Jesus, this has been the most difficult post I've ever made

I need to turn the AC up...
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Old 03-18-2005, 02:27 PM   #2
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Old 03-18-2005, 02:29 PM   #3
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Old 03-18-2005, 02:33 PM   #4
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Czech absinthe martini's sound delirious. When you come down from the rafters would you mind telling me where you got the stuff?
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Old 03-18-2005, 02:48 PM   #5
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Absinthe-tini #3 being served...

Cosmic, I'll PM you some stuff this weekend...
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Old 03-18-2005, 02:50 PM   #6
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Absinthe-tini #3 being served...

Cosmic, I'll PM you some stuff this weekend...
Whoohooo. I was thinking about scoring some acid and some hookers, but I'll take some absinthe instead.
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:02 PM   #7
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If I come to KC this fall, I want to know--who amongst you would be willing to drink absinthe w/ me?
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:05 PM   #8
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If I come to KC this fall, I want to know--who amongst you would be willing to drink absinthe w/ me?
Gatorade gives them hangovers in KC- screw dem pantsies in KC...come to the high country in Colorado and I'll drink some absinthe with you. We'll get Rainman to drive us around and tell us funny stories.
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:10 PM   #9
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If I come to KC this fall, I want to know--who amongst you would be willing to drink absinthe w/ me?
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:10 PM   #10
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Gatorade gives them hangovers in KC- screw dem pantsies in KC...come to the high country in Colorado and I'll drink some absinthe with you. We'll get Rainman to drive us around and tell us funny stories.
Or you could get off your lazy ass and drive to KC
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:10 PM   #11
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Gatorade gives them hangovers in KC- screw dem pantsies in KC...come to the high country in Colorado and I'll drink some absinthe with you. We'll get Rainman to drive us around and tell us funny stories.



Seriously, am I to be seen in an apricot-colored vehicle? Colorado could be my destination this late-fall...
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:15 PM   #12
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:13 PM   #13
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If I come to KC this fall, I want to know--who amongst you would be willing to drink absinthe w/ me?




Forget KC, come on down and visit all the planet members in Tx....we will drink them with you.
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:20 PM   #14
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Czech absinthe martini's sound delirious. When you come down from the rafters would you mind telling me where you got the stuff?

My friends order online and have it shipped to their house... There is a loophole in the law about it, you cannot buy it here, but you can buy in in other countries and have it brought in... or so i am told..All i know is there are about six bottles above the fireplace..
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Old 03-18-2005, 09:53 PM   #15
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Oh boy...

Just woke up 20 minutes ago. Passed out around 6pm after three absinthe-tinis. Only absinthe can do that to me. Anyways, I finished off the rotgut Czech absinthe--next time, I'm gonna order the REALLY powerful stuff that contains the max amount of thujone.
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