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You can have television, warm meal choices, conjugal visits daily, a library, a weightroom, and cigarettes; BUT you're randomly beaten and forced to bend over in the shower for other prisoners. 0 0%
You are never injured/humiliated/raped; BUT the only thing in your room besides your bed and toilet is your cellmate, you have to eat gruel for every meal, you get one visit per month, and the only time you can be out of your cell is when you are doing unenjoyable work. 12 66.67%
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:36 AM  
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Which would you rather have?

If you were to be put in prison for three years, which would you rather have?

1) You can have television, warm meal choices, conjugal visits daily, a library, a weightroom, and cigarettes; BUT you're randomly beaten and forced to bend over in the shower for other prisoners.

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2) You are never injured/humiliated/raped; BUT the only thing in your room besides your bed and toilet is your cellmate, you have to eat gruel for every meal, you get one visit per month, and the only time you can be out of your cell is when you are doing unenjoyable work.
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:44 AM   #2
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That's a tough one... seriously tough. On one hand, you have to say that the small things are what make life living, like TV, warm meal choices, conjugal visits, books, weightroom, and cigarettes... but the beatings and rapes can drive you mad. I knew a guy who was in prison and the first night was beaten badly and raped. When he was let out on bail (he hadn't been convicted) it was enough to make him leave the country...

Can't I just f*** Roseanne Barr and marry Sandra Bernhard?
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:47 AM   #3
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I'll take the gruel without the cornholin' please.
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:47 AM   #4
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That's a tough one... seriously tough. On one hand, you have to say that the small things are what make life living, like TV, warm meal choices, conjugal visits, books, weightroom, and cigarettes... but the beatings and rapes can drive you mad. I knew a guy who was in prison and the first night was beaten badly and raped. When he was let out on bail (he hadn't been convicted) it was enough to make him leave the country...

Can't I just f*** Roseanne Barr and marry Sandra Bernhard?
Nope, your choices are life without luxury or the big guy named Tiny.
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:51 AM   #5
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I'll take the gruel without the cornholin' please.
See, I thought that was my immediate answer, as it is immediately what I thought... but upon further review, I'm not sure... can't really say. I really do believe that in that situation it's the small things that would make life liveable. But the beatings and rapes would be unbearable as well... I would think you'd be able to disassociate yourself from the rapes so that you psychologically forced yourself into thinking it wasn't you, and the beatings I think you could handle as long as they didn't get too severe.
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:52 AM   #6
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How much is randomly? Once a month? Or more frequent (on average)?
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:52 AM   #7
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:57 AM   #8
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How much is randomly? Once a month? Or more frequent (on average)?
Come back and answer this question after you've had your prostate examined.

I already know I'll die of prostate cancer, because I'll NEVER know I've got it...
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How much is randomly? Once a month? Or more frequent (on average)?
On average...2 or 3 beatings per day, and one rape every other day.
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On average...2 or 3 beatings per day, and one rape every other day.
Nope. That's WAY too much. Option 2.
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Come back and answer this question after you've had your prostate examined.

I already know I'll die of prostate cancer, because I'll NEVER know I've got it...
Now to be completely fair (stressing that I'm not gay, but I know this will come back to bite me), gay people and lots of women, and straight men for that matter, take it up the poop chute. As I was saying, presumably you could disassociate yourself from the rape and that would allow you to relax. But, I doubt you'd be able to handle something like this three or four times a week.
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Now to be completely fair (stressing that I'm not gay, but I know this will come back to bite me), gay people and lots of women, and straight men for that matter, take it up the poop chute. As I was saying, presumably you could disassociate yourself from the rape and that would allow you to relax. But, I doubt you'd be able to handle something like this three or four times a week.
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That's a tough one... seriously tough. On one hand, you have to say that the small things are what make life living, like TV, warm meal choices, conjugal visits, books, weightroom, and cigarettes... but the beatings and rapes can drive you mad. I knew a guy who was in prison and the first night was beaten badly and raped. When he was let out on bail (he hadn't been convicted) it was enough to make him leave the country...

Can't I just f*** Roseanne Barr and marry Sandra Bernhard?
Man, raped in a jail? Honestly, that hardly ever happens in jail. It happens frequently in prison, but you really have to set yourself up to be raped in jail or just damned unlucky to have several overpowering dickholes in the same cell at the same time without any intervention from the county or city guards.
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Man, raped in a jail? Honestly, that hardly ever happens in jail. It happens frequently in prison, but you really have to set yourself up to be raped in jail or just damned unlucky to have several overpowering dickholes in the same cell at the same time without any intervention from the county or city guards.
It happens more than you think.

At least it does around here, and this is a town of only about 45k...
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It happens more than you think.

At least it does around here, and this is a town of only about 45k...
I spent my fair share in the county and city clinks growing up, but never was bothered or approached a single time.
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