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Old 03-26-2005, 01:13 PM  
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Best Commercial Jingle Ever

"When my belly starts a Rumblin' and I'm jonesin for a treat, I close my eyes for a big surprize, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

"I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't front ya cause ya got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells ya to behave.
Your wildest fantasy's come true, Dallas Cheerleaders give you shaves.
When Onions make you laugh instead,And French Fries grow like weeds
Ya get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay.
There's a king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch."


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Old 03-26-2005, 01:16 PM   #2
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:44 PM   #3
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:50 PM   #4
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I really do like that commercial and jingle.
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:53 PM   #5
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Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:58 PM   #6
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Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!
I KNEW a lot of those people looked familiar!

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Old 03-26-2005, 02:00 PM   #7
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I'm a big fan of those HP photo commercials where they freeze pictures when someone holds the frame up. They're very creative, and they have a top-notch song to boot.
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Old 03-26-2005, 04:24 PM   #8
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They don't run commercials around here, but someone has sent me the clip. It's a rap song about how they'll help you even if you have bad credit, and it shows Clinton Portis, Kevin Jones, Carmelo Anthony, Laveraneus Coles and LaVar Arrington rapping along with it.
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Old 03-26-2005, 04:35 PM   #9
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Old 03-26-2005, 04:50 PM   #10
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Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!

I'm assuming that Vida was the dark haired girl on the "Caboose"
I'm not positive though
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Old 03-26-2005, 08:21 PM   #11
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Old 03-26-2005, 08:31 PM   #12
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:43 PM   #13
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:10 PM   #14
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I agree with Rainman, those HP commercials are way cool, mostly because we have so many "pictures of your mama taken by your papa a long time ago" and the effects really work.

Speedy Alka Seltzer and Oscar Mayer bologna are 2 oldies that stick in my mind.
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:48 PM   #15
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