Hypothetical: It's the first day of a conference...

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2005, 03:59 PM

You're at a week-long conference, and it's the first day. You register at 11:00 a.m., and then they release you for lunch in the conference facility cafeteria. You go through the line and get your grilled cheese sandwich, potato chips ,and Dr. Pepper, with a chocolate chip cookie for dessert. You pay the cashier and step into the seating area, which consists solely of six-person tables. Which table do you sit at? (Assume that everyone at each table is a conference attendee.)

Poll coming.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 03-26-2005, 04:04 PM

Tableful of guys. I don't need to hear any ****ing girlie talk.

4th and Long · 03-26-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Tableful of guys. I don't need to hear any ****ing girlie talk.

FYI, girlie talk sometimes includes such things as, "Damn! You're cute! Wanna come back to my room and **** my brains out later?"

Yeah, you need to stay at the guy table. It leaves more room for the rest of us sit with the hotties.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2005, 04:11 PM

I'd sit by myself. That's where the most interesting conversations take place.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 03-26-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

FYI, girlie talk sometimes includes such things as, "Damn! You're cute! Wanna come back to my room and **** my brains out later?"

Yeah, I'm sure that would happen.

4th and Long · 03-26-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'd sit by myself. That's where the most interesting conversations take place.

Sybil? Is that you?

4th and Long · 03-26-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Yeah, I'm sure that would happen.

Actually, it does happen, it has happened, more often than you'd think. Just not quite like I typed it. Writers embellishment, dontcha know.

**Skip Towne** · 03-26-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Yeah, I'm sure that would happen.

It happens to some guys. It really does!

Braincase · 03-26-2005, 04:16 PM

I'd go sit by myself, knowing that someone wants to sit at the table with one very attractive person adept at speaking English.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 03-26-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

It happens to some guys. It really does!

I don't believe you.

PastorMikH · 03-26-2005, 04:43 PM

I'd go find an empty table then watch gochiefs, per 4th's instructions, walk over to a table with 4 good looking ladies and get shot down. Then I'd watch him get up and go over to the table with the 4 women that even ENDelt wouldn't hit on, and strike out again. Then I'd watch him as he got up and headed over to Rainman's table and kill Rainman's conversation.

4th and Long · 03-26-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

I'd go find an empty table then watch gochiefs, per 4th's instructions, walk over to a table with 4 good looking ladies and get shot down. Then I'd watch him get up and go over to the table with the 4 women that even ENDelt wouldn't hit on, and strike out again. Then I'd watch him as he got up and headed over to Rainman's table and kill Rainman's conversation.

That's Classic!

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 03-26-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

I'd go find an empty table then watch gochiefs, per 4th's instructions, walk over to a table with 4 good looking ladies and get shot down. Then I'd watch him get up and go over to the table with the 4 women that even ENDelt wouldn't hit on, and strike out again. Then I'd watch him as he got up and headed over to Rainman's table and kill Rainman's conversation.

Are you nuts? I'd never take a chance like that.

FloridaChief · 03-26-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

FYI, girlie talk sometimes includes such things as, "Damn! You're cute! Wanna come back to my room and **** my brains out later?"

I've enjoyed reading your work in the Penthouse Forum...

KCWolfman · 03-26-2005, 04:57 PM

Nearest table. The chaff will be beaten from the wheat by the end of the week and I will be sitting with like-minded or interesting people by that juncture. Frankly, I don't care what they look like.

View Poll Results: Which table do you sit at?
A table with four average people of whichever gender you’re attracted to.	0	0%
A table with four average people of whichever gender you’re not attracted to.	1	7.14%
A table with four very attractive people of whichever gender you’re attracted to.	3	21.43%
A table with four very attractive people of whichever gender you’re not attracted to.	0	0%
A table with one average person of a gender that you are attracted to.	0	0%
A table with one average person of a gender that you’re not attracted to.	0	0%
A table with one very attractive person of a gender that you are attracted to.	3	21.43%
A table with one very attractive person of a gender that you’re not attracted to.	0	0%
An empty table.	4	28.57%
I would just go to the nearest table.	2	14.29%
I would go stand in the corner.	1	7.14%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

03-26-2005, 03:59 PM
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03-26-2005, 04:04 PM	#2
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03-26-2005, 04:11 PM	#4
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03-26-2005, 04:16 PM	#9
Braincase Captain Nemo Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Brownbackistan Casino cash: $1074398	I'd go sit by myself, knowing that someone wants to sit at the table with one very attractive person adept at speaking English. __________________ BrainCase Screw it... I'm going to the brewery.
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03-26-2005, 04:43 PM	#11
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $103743	I'd go find an empty table then watch gochiefs, per 4th's instructions, walk over to a table with 4 good looking ladies and get shot down. Then I'd watch him get up and go over to the table with the 4 women that even ENDelt wouldn't hit on, and strike out again. Then I'd watch him as he got up and headed over to Rainman's table and kill Rainman's conversation. __________________
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03-26-2005, 04:57 PM	#15
KCWolfman Fall down 7 times, get up 8 Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $9172	Nearest table. The chaff will be beaten from the wheat by the end of the week and I will be sitting with like-minded or interesting people by that juncture. Frankly, I don't care what they look like. __________________ How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! Samuel Adams
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