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Old 03-29-2005, 06:57 AM  
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Masturbating with Margarine

What a twat! Dude gets caught wanking in store with butter

Teen charged for masturbating with a tub of margarine in grocery store

on a serious note, has anyone ever pulled with butter/margarine?
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:10 AM   #2
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Before blowing a nut he should have screamed 'I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!!'
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:11 AM   #3
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No sir can't say I have.

Maybe this should've been specific question for EnDelt.
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:12 AM   #4
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Just don't use Crisco. It's shortening.
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:23 AM   #5
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Just don't use Crisco. It's shortening.
I cant afford that.
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:25 AM   #6
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:48 AM   #7
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Sounds like a good reason to quit eating margarine or butter.
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:51 AM   #8
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LOL @ the i cant believe its not butter comment
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:54 AM   #9
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Old 03-29-2005, 08:06 AM   #10
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Old 03-29-2005, 08:26 AM   #11
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i once had a mate cut out the bottom of a popcorn bag and stick his todger through it on a first date... he never seen the girl again
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Old 03-29-2005, 09:33 AM   #12
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i once had a mate cut out the bottom of a popcorn bag and stick his todger through it on a first date... he never seen the girl again
You gotta be kidding me. I knew a kid who did this as well. He was an 8th grader, and we were at the old Fine Arts theater in Fairway, KS.

He had alerted us of his idea so we could get a good idea of what was going to happen. Dude had a huge member, so it wasn't like she was going to be grabbing for a Junior Mint on her surprise reach. He asked her to go get him a coke after they got their seat. When she left, he slid his johnson through the bottom of the card bard box. Upon her return and the movie starting, she finally got the prize. Stunned and grabbing something other than popcorn, she looked into the box and screamed. OMG! It was hilarious. He had to stick his hand over her mouth and calm her down before the usher came down the aisle to inquire wtf was gong on.

She settled down and stayed for the movie. Apparently, she unloaded a bit of his man-butter after the show - none of it hit the popcorn..........
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Old 03-29-2005, 09:46 AM   #13
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Old 03-29-2005, 09:49 AM   #14
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Old 03-29-2005, 10:17 AM   #15
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sounds like a good time to break out the ole' "don't knock it til' you've tried it"... but that just doesn't sound right

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