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Old 04-04-2005, 10:40 AM  
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Best thing i ever did

I sold extra tickets to a guy from Wichita. His dad was one of my customers. The kid brought his girlfirend. He has been a lifetime Chiefs fan but had not been to Arrowhead yet.

He was saying things to her like: "Arrowhead is the football Meca", "We are entering a shrine", "You will be able to tell your friends that you have seen the promised land".

It was great. We played Detroit and smeared them. Had a great time. He showed the utmost of respect to the stadium by yelling the psalms and prayers. you know the ones... "Romo is a homo", "You suck McCaffrey" type stuff. And the symbolic - holy water sign of the cross was done too ie: he bought and drank beer.

It was a religeous experience for him I am sure.
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:42 AM   #2
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Huh. After the title and the first paragraph I thought you were going to tell us he let you tag his girlfriend after the game.



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Old 04-04-2005, 10:44 AM   #3
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We played Detroit and smeared them. Had a great time. He showed the utmost of respect to the stadium by yelling the psalms and prayers. you know the ones... "Romo is a homo", "You suck McCaffrey" type stuff.
Are you sure he didn't have Torrets?
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:47 AM   #4
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Are you sure he didn't have Torrets?
I thought he was using a dialect of Latin that has evolved into its own sports language.
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:57 AM   #5
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:59 AM   #6
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Heck. Did I miss the draft, training camp, and opening day?
Appearantly you also missed McCaffery and Homonowski coming out of retirement.
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:10 AM   #7
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:24 AM   #8
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I didn't know Romo and McCaffery played for Detroit ...

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Old 04-04-2005, 11:28 AM   #9
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I didn't know Romo and McCaffery played for Detroit ...

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Old 04-04-2005, 11:29 AM   #10
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Thanks, I didn't want to have to explain my torretts joke.
Will that get me a discount when I call you for house repairs?

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Old 04-04-2005, 11:29 AM   #11
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I didn't know Romo and McCaffery played for Detroit ...

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Obviousley, they never did and this post is going in the toilet real fast.
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:33 AM   #12
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Obviousley, they never did and this post is going in the toilet real fast.
I hate it when that happens

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Old 04-04-2005, 11:33 AM   #13
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