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View Poll Results: What's your favorite kind of zit to get?
Classic fluid-filled whitehead. Easy to spot and satisfying to destroy. 7 17.50%
The shifty blackhead. Small, hard to spot, a worthy foe. 5 12.50%
The clogged pore. Who doesn't enjoy seeing that big hole in your face when you dig out the rock? 3 7.50%
The combination. Fluid hits the mirror with a satisfying "sport" followed by the stately emergence of the hard inner core. 16 40.00%
The bleeder. You know you've been at war when this one finally yields. 2 5.00%
Other (Please specify. Actually, please don't specify.) 1 2.50%
I have porcelain alabaster skin. I know not of what you speak. 6 15.00%
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:14 PM  
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:20 PM   #2
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:38 PM   #3
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Combination by FAR! I irritated a fledgling pustule while shaving one night before bed. When I woke up I had this GIANT white balloon on the bottom of my chin. When that ****er popped it was like a blast from a shotgun.

EVERYONE loves popping zits. Some will deny.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:58 PM   #4
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:01 PM   #5
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Combination by FAR! I irritated a fledgling pustule while shaving one night before bed. When I woke up I had this GIANT white balloon on the bottom of my chin. When that ****er popped it was like a blast from a shotgun.

EVERYONE loves popping zits. Some will deny.

I keep a scrapbook of my best ones.


And yes, morphius, I'm bald and I still get the occasional zit. No one told me that life would be like this.
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:08 PM   #6
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Everyone should get the occasional zit. It makes life interesting.

What I can't stand are those bloody zits. So messy. I like my zits to have a clean burst that requires little cleanup. With those bloody zits you just keep squeezing and more stuff comes out....
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:13 PM   #7
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And yes, morphius, I'm bald and I still get the occasional zit. No one told me that life would be like this.
Well, at least your still not gochiefs.

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Old 04-13-2005, 10:23 PM   #8
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:26 PM   #9
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The worst zit I ever got was from an ingrown hair. When she finally blew, it looked like a little stick got caught in there. There must have been 5 mustache hairs that grew in there altogether.

Of course the worst one are on your ass.
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Old 04-14-2005, 08:29 AM   #13
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Old 04-14-2005, 08:35 AM   #14
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Old 04-14-2005, 09:45 AM   #15
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How about the ones the size of Mount Fuji that come in on your back ...

You're not guite sure if it's ready to pop, but you contort your body, basically dislocating your shoulder, in an effort to get rid of it.

Once you get a hold of it, you give it a good squeeze. It hurts like hell ... kinda like being stabbed with an ice pick. But you keep going, until it finally gives with a "phht" noise.

You squeeze it again just to make sure it's empty. A bit more comes out, followed by a clear liquid.

The pain subsides, and all is well.

Until you put on a shirt. Your neighbors, hearing your screams of agony, come over to make sure you're okay.

Of course, you lie and tell them you just stubbed your toe, not wanting to share with them the shame you feel for being in your 30's and having back zits.

Yeah ... those are my favorite.

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